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Welcome to The Internet!

So what is this website all about?

This website embodies the internet. I, the caretaker of The Internet, will answer all of your questions, even the ones you didn't know you needed answered. Together, we will explore various phenomena that tantalizes the mind, and some that don't.

What if I don't like what's written on The Internet?

I am giving every visitor of The Internet the unique opportunity to censor this website.
For every page I ever create, I will assign a bounty to it. If, collectively, visitors donate enough to reach that bounty, the content of the page will be deleted. If one person donates twice the bounty, he or she will be able to decide the content of that webpage.
Now, if you would like this whole website to be deleted, you can do that. The bounty for The Internet is $1,000,000. Good luck. For more detailed information and to view how much more money is needed until The Internet is deleted, visit this page.

How can I get in touch with you?

My email is TheCaretaker@TheInternet.io For now, that is the only way to contact me. Tell me your secrets, ask me your questions, express your opinions, or give me something to bring to The Internet.

Browse with care. The Internet can be a wild place.

The bounty for this page is $1,500,000