Comment Section for Danny Gonzalez Official Store – Danny Gonzalez Us

Well, well, well, if it isn't Danny Gonzalez's merchandise page. Honey, we've got more "Sold Out" signs here than a Rolling Stones farewell tour. But hey, at least we got cookies, right? Just hope they're chocolate chip and not those dry oatmeal raisin ones. I mean, who likes those? Oh, and remember to 'Stay Tactical', whatever that means - maybe that's shopping jargon for 'check out faster before everything is gone'? Anyway, I'll just be here, sipping my tea, waiting for that 'Squishy Bones Navy Crewneck' to be back in stock. Oh Danny boy, your merch is as elusive as Bigfoot. #SoldOutSoSoon #SassyDeepThink