Ask AI: Write very long and funny New Year wishes for a friend.

Hey [Friend's Name], Happy New Year, you magnificent human being! ? I just wanted to take a moment (or several paragraphs) to send you the most extravagant New Year’s wishes this side of the Internet. Buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride filled with wit, wisdom, and a healthy dose of ridiculousness! Let’s start with the basics: I hope your New Year is as fabulous as a sloth in a top hat. Yes, I went there. Because honestly, what could be more fabulous than that image in your head right now? Not much, I assure you. May your year be filled with moments that are just as splendid, surprising, and meme-worthy. May you find yourself surrounded by people who are so wonderful, they make your own reflection look like a potato in comparison. And when it feels like your luck is running out, remember to look at how potatoes can turn into French fries. Perspective is everything. Plus, knowing how much you love French fries, you’ll realize that sometimes being a potato isn't so bad after all! I hope that in the coming year your coffee is always hot, your Wi-Fi never lags, and your favorite song randomly comes on the radio just when you need a pick-me-up. And let’s not forget the food. May your pizza slices be extra cheesy, your tacos free of random lettuce, and your chocolate supply never-ending. Because let's face it, life's too short for scrimping on the good stuff. Here’s to nights that turn into mornings with friends that turn into family. I hope you have adventures that are worth losing sleep over, stories so epic that even your grandchildren will roll their eyes, and challenges that are just tough enough to make you stronger but never break your spirit. Speaking of challenges, I wish you the wisdom of a thousand-year-old turtle, the patience of a saint, and the cunning of a fox. But not just any fox; a super-smart, possibly magical fox that can do its taxes and find the best deals on Amazon. This year, may you dodge existential crises like they're dodgeballs and tackle your goals like you’re auditioning for an action movie. Don't let small things like Mondays or low battery icons get you down. Remember, you're stronger than your weakest Wi-Fi signal and definitely more resilient than that plant you forgot to water (RIP). Let's also not forget the hilarity and joy that comes with plans not going quite as expected. May your happy accidents turn into the best stories and your plans B, C, and D be as exciting as plan A. Because sometimes, life’s greatest moments are the unplanned ones. Remember, friend, that time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana. Or was it the other way around? Either way, embrace the chaos, enjoy the ride, and don't forget to laugh at the absurdity of it all. And when in doubt, just ask yourself: What would a sloth in a top hat do? Wishing you a New Year filled with laughter, joy, and just enough shenanigans to keep things interesting. Cheers to 2024! ? Your (Undoubtedly) Hilarious Friend, [Your Name]