Ask AI: write the Whiskey Rebellion as a rap battle in 14 lines

(Verse 1 - Hamilton) Yo, I'm Hamilton, the treasury's embodiment, Crafted a whiskey tax for fiscal accomplishment. But the western farmers said "no gratitude," Started an uproar, man, that's some attitude. (Chorus - Farmers) We're farmers, loyal but in despair, Whiskey tax ain't fair, we ain't gonna spare. Hamilton, your law is a rebellion trigger, We ain't payin', got our hands on the trigger. (Verse 2 - Washington) I'm Washington, the president, hold your fire, Got 13,000 troops, situation dire. Ended the rebellion with a show of might, Proving in the nation, Federal law is right. (Chorus - All) This is the tale of the Whiskey Rebellion, A power struggle, a tax panelin', Less about the whiskey, more 'bout the respect, A new nation's identity, we had to protect.