Ask AI: Write me a long funny happy birthday message to my brother

Sure, here's a lighthearted and humorous birthday message for your brother: --- Happy Birthday, Bro! Another year has passed, and it's official—you are now a year older and still none the wiser! Just kidding, you’re like a fine wine, you keep getting better with age (well, at least funnier and more sarcastic). Remember when you used to “borrow” my stuff without asking? Well, I’ve decided to “borrow” your status as the favorite child today. I am pretty sure that’s how it works, right? And speaking of borrowing, I’m going to help myself to some of your birthday cake, so make it a good one this year! You’ve been my partner in crime, my bodyguard against bullies, and my co-conspirator in driving our parents and everyone else crazy. I wouldn’t trade our memories (or the blackmail material I have) for anything in the world. As you blow out your candles this year, I hope all your wishes come true—even the ridiculous ones, like finally growing that beard properly or learning to cook more than just toast. By the way, I've arranged a surprise for you. Just kidding, my gift to you is my continued existence in your life, and honestly, what more could you ask for? It's like a Lifetime Achievement Award every year. Thanks for always having my back, even when it meant covering for me or plotting elaborate schemes that usually ended up in both of us being grounded. Here’s to many more adventures, laughs, and let’s face it, a few inevitable disasters along the way. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, filled with laughter, cake, and all the things you love (besides me, of course). You’re not just a year older, you’re another year of awesome. Don’t forget to save some of that awesomeness for me—after all, sibling rivalry is real! Cheers to you, my awesome brother. Happy Birthday! Love, [Your Name] --- Feel free to tweak it as much as you wish to make it even more personalized for your brother!