Ask AI: Write a very long, funny thank you note to your friend on the occasion of two years of friendship.

Hey [Friend's Name], Whoa, can you believe it? We've made it through two entire years of friendship without trying to strangle each other over the last slice of pizza! Honestly, I deserve a medal for not swiping your fries when you weren't looking, and you deserve an Oscar for pretending my jokes are funny. I mean, we both know they are, but still, props to you for keeping a straight face. First off, thank you for being the only person willing to listen to my endless rants about shows, movies, and the oddities of our daily lives. Seriously, where else would I find someone who would spend hours debating whether Ross and Rachel were really on a break, or whether pineapple belongs on pizza (it does, by the way)? In these two years, we've accumulated enough embarrassing stories to blackmail each other for a lifetime. Remember that time I tried to impress that cute barista and ended up spilling coffee all over myself? Yeah, thanks for taking a million photos and tagging me in every single one of them. Real MVP right there. Then there was that infamous road trip where we got lost because someone (totally not me) insisted they knew a shortcut. We ended up discovering that cows are, indeed, excellent audience members for impromptu karaoke shows! Your rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody” was udderly fantastic. (See what I did there?) Speaking of songs, thanks for being my carpool karaoke partner, despite my questionable taste in music. It's not everyone who can belt out 90s boy band hits one minute and seamlessly switch to power ballads the next. You're a rare gem, my friend. Or maybe just a glutton for punishment. And hey, let's not forget those nights out that turned into mornings in. Who else could I WhatsApp at 3 a.m. to share the revelation that cats are just little, walking conspiracy theories? Your half-asleep emojis are the pinnacle of our late-night chats, and I treasure each one like precious, incoherent hieroglyphs. Of course, there were times when we both needed a shoulder to cry on—sometimes literally, when watching those gut-wrenching rom-coms. I've lost count of the amount of tissues sacrificed during our movie marathons. Thanks for not kicking me out when I sobbed like a baby over fictional characters and for pretending not to notice the waterfall leaking from my eyes. But seriously, on a more earnest note (before I go back to being shamelessly cheesy), thank you for all the laughs, the tears, the memories, and the much-needed reality checks when my head was stuck in the clouds. Your friendship is the perfect blend of sarcasm, support, and severely questionable choices that make life infinitely more delightful. So, cheers to us for making it through two wild, weird, and wonderful years. Here's to many more years of epic fails, snort-laughs, and pretending we know what we're doing! And remember, if ever you're abducted by aliens who are desperately seeking advice on how to prank their friends, call me. We'll show them how it's really done. With infinite gratitude, unending amusement, and slightly excessive enthusiasm, [Your Name]