Ask AI: Write a very long, funny birthday wish letter for your best friend.

Dear [Best Friend's Name], In accordance with the yearly tradition of our celestial vessel (the Earth) completing a full orbit around our friendly neighbourhood star (the Sun), I am required by law and logic of friendship to wish you a fantastic and joyful birthday. The day photons started streaming out particles of light through the hospital window revealing your little baby face, the world might have paused to witness the big event - your grand entry. The universe shivered in anticipation, the Earth held its breath, and then, with a colossal sigh of relief, it was announced that you were born. Who knew then that this little baby would morph into the wonderful, exasperating, funny, and utterly lovable creature that I now call my best friend? Happiest Birthday, oh holder of the 'Best Friend' title! Each year, you turn a number higher. An age where your wisdom supposedly deepens but viciously betrays you through those pesky backaches, grey hairs, and memory losses that make you forget your own age. Today, you’re not just one year older but quite a lot of them, and yet, time was not able to leave a scratch on the immature soul you possess. Remember when we vowed to grow old disgracefully together? Well, kudos to you, my friend for being right on track! I'm elated to confirm that your progression on the looming maturity scale is practically non-existent, notwithstanding the ever-growing number of candles you've been mercilessly extinguishing on your birthday cakes every year. I have also noticed a significant correlation between the number of candles and the smoke alarms that have been triggered in the process. Perhaps you should consider investing in a fire extinguisher for next year’s celebration? Your unwavering commitment to refusing maturity inspires us all to cherish our inner child, regardless of what the world expects. Who said age is a villain shadowing our youth? To me, age is just an uninvited guest that keeps overstaying its welcome and doesn’t cease to remind us of its presence every 365 days with its annoying friend, birthday. I am honoured to play a role in your wonderful journey and watch you grow into a slightly bigger goofball each year. Yet, you should not treat this day lightly, for today you assume the colossal responsibility of being awesomely older. Embrace the wisdom that comes with age and the ability to make better decisions, though considering our shared history, I’m sure we’ll continue to test that theory. Don’t forget to make a wish as you blow out your candles today. However, let me remind you that with my company in your life, I am convinced there isn’t much left you could possibly wish for. But jokes aside, in this big wacky world, I am grateful to have been granted a ticket to navigate life alongside you. So thanks for being a constant source of laughter and a pillar of support. I can't promise to make all your troubles disappear, but as your best friend, I can assure you won't have to face them alone. So cheers to you, my best friend! I hope your birthday is filled with laughter, joy, and all the things you love. Enjoy your day and don't forget that age is a figment of the imagination, the number of years the universe has been enjoying you. Happy Birthday again, and remember to keep that wonderful spirit of yours alive. Your still relatively young (and slightly more intelligent) best friend, [Your Name]