Ask AI: Write a very long, funny and personal birthday wish letter for your best friend.

Dear [Best Friend's Name], Congratulations! It's another 365 days around the sun, my friend! Let me shoot off streamers, light up some sparklers, and do the Macarena to celebrate the glorious day you were brought onto this earth. Oh wait, you can't see any of that, can I interest you in some emojis instead? ????? Jokes aside, this is more of a love letter, actually. A letter filled with my wishes for you, laughter over our shared memories, and feelings wrapped in the comfort of our friendship. I've been around for many, many (don't freak out, not that many) of your birthdays. From the time when we thought clown-themed parties were fun and not nightmare-inducing, up to the last year when we had to shift everything online. Remember our attempt at a virtual karaoke session? Your rendition of 'Happy Birthday' would have made the VMA's shed a tear of pure joy, or possibly bewilderment. So here's to many more! To all the birthdays where I have the honor of wrapping gifts that have the potential to go into your "Best Gifts Ever" list. And you know what tops that list, right? The teeny tiny cactus I gifted you, which, let's be honest, was a symbol of our friendship - a bit prickly but decidedly the best, always there, and extremely hard to kill. This year, I want to wish you a whole lot of things. I wish you laughter - the kind that makes your tummy hurt, and your eyes water. I wish you endless slices of pizza and mountains of the most decadent chocolate cake you can find - all calorie-free, of course. I wish you adventures that take you places - from exploring the pages of a new book to trekking across unknown terrains. And oh, remember that favorite series of yours? Let's wish for no spoilers until you've finally caught up. I wish you all the socks that have disappeared from your laundry mysteriously over the years. May they reunite with their partners and solve one of the world's greatest conundrums. Most importantly, I wish for world peace, an end to climate change, and a cure for male-pattern baldness (not for you, your hair is lush - more for our mutual self-interest as we age). But, my dearest friend, more than anything else, I wish you happiness. The kind that's peaceful and warming - like that hot cup of cocoa on a rainy day, or finding wi-fi when your data dies (yeah, that level of happiness). I want you to feel loved and appreciated because you are – most particularly by me, your weird, funny best friend who hasn't gotten enough of your company even after all these years. So, here’s to another year filled with laughter, crazy antics, bad puns, and lots and lots of love! Happy Birthday, my friend! May it be as fabulous, amazing and fun-filled as you are – which, let me assure you, sets the bar pretty high. Love, [Your Name]