Ask AI: Write a very long, funny and personal birthday wish for a friend.

Hey [Friend's Name]! Happy Birthday, you magnificent creature! ??? First off, I need to address the age thing: Are you turning [X] or joining a secret society of time travelers? Because there's no way someone as vibrant, hilarious, and ridiculously amazing as you can be getting older. You must have discovered the fountain of youth or made a deal with some very generous wizards. If so, you need to share the magic, my friend! I remember the first time we met, and I thought to myself, "Wow, this person is either going to be a terrible influence or the best decision I’ve ever made." To my pleasant surprise, it’s been both! From our epic adventures that usually start with "Let’s just have one drink" and end with us performing karaoke to "Bohemian Rhapsody" at 2 AM, to our deep life talks that solve all the world’s problems for exactly two hours until we realize we’ve had too much pizza—it’s been a wild ride. Remember that time we got lost on purpose just to see where we’d end up? Yeah, who knew we’d find that super creepy abandoned house and become convinced it was haunted? Never forget that your scream could probably shatter glass, and your running speed would put Olympic sprinters to shame. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Speaking of laughing, you have the kind of sense of humor that could make a stone statue giggle. You’re the only person I know who can turn a mundane trip to the grocery store into a comedy show. Case in point: the epic “meltdown” in the ice cream aisle. Do you remember arguing with that innocent old lady about whether Rocky Road or Mint Chocolate Chip was the superior flavor? I still owe her an apology, but no regrets! Every moment with you is like a scene from a sitcom that somehow combines 'Friends' with a pinch of 'The Hangover' and just a dash of 'Sherlock Holmes' (because, let’s face it, we’re detectives when we’re trying to find who ate the last slice of pizza). You make the ordinary extraordinary, and life simply wouldn’t be as colorful without you. On this special day, I wish you endless laughter, more adventures, and all the nachos your heart desires (because who needs cake when you have nachos, right?). May your year be filled with unexpected joys, fewer questionable decisions (let’s aim for 10% fewer, being realistic here), and a world of opportunities. Here’s to you, [Friend's Name], the best partner-in-crime, the ultimate confidant, and the undisputed champion of my heart. Let’s keep the craziness alive, keep making memories that we’ll probably laugh about when we’re old and gray (or before, because who are we kidding, we’ll still be hilarious). Cheers to another trip around the sun and another year of making life hilariously unforgettable. Happy Freaking Birthday! ??? Love you always, [Your Name]

Happy, happy, super splendiferous, stupefyingly stupendous, sunshiney birthday, my dear friend! I hope this birthday message finds you fully prepared for an onslaught of huge, moist slices of sugary-sweet birthday cake, unending gifts, and grandpa-like bear hugs from loved ones. Be warned, my friend, age is a high price to pay for increased respect and the license to throw temper tantrums nobody can say anything about. Since we've known each other, we've shared some incredibly joyful times watching cartoons at unearthly hours, doing the wildest of shenanigans, and laughing till our stomachs ached. You've been a constant source of inspiration to chronically oversleep, make poor diet choices, and turn procrastination into an art form. Nobody can beat your ability to turn a trivial incident into a riot of laughter. Who knew you could find humor in the simple act of tripping over invisible obstacles on completely flat surfaces? Every brain cell in my head knows, today is the day you were ejected from a womb, started leaking from the eyes, making unintelligible noises, and started your journey to become the fabulous disaster that I call my friend. Now, you are one year older, one year wiser, but still a few years short from getting senior citizen discounts! Let us raise our glasses high, to honor the ancient person you've become. No, seriously, you've aged like a fine wine, full-bodied and locked in a cellar. Despite how much of a refined adult you appear on the outside, we both know you’re just a big kid at heart, who still can’t resist the urge to blow bubbles into your milkshake! Now, as you move forward into this new year of life, let's both agree we'll embrace the grey hair, treasure the laugh lines, and celebrate the wisdom that comes with the years rolling by. Remember, you're not getting older, you're levelling up! So enjoy this day, the cake-induced coma, the tears over hysterical laughter, the love, and the warmth, because man, you deserve it. But remember, birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake, so make sure you eat that slice I sent you. I've eaten only five slices today, I promise. Keep smiling, and remember that laughter adds years to your life... in your case, I think you're good for the next century or two. Happy Birthday you gloriously amazing human! May your life story continue to be an adventurous journey that jolts the norms and beats the life game at its own sweet rule!