Ask AI: Write a very long, funny and creative birthday wish for a friend.

Sure! Here's a long, funny, and creative birthday wish for your friend: --- Dear [Friend's Name], Happy Birthday, you magnificent creature! ?? Today is the day the universe graced us with your presence, and oh what a glorious day that was! It's like the planets aligned, angels sang, and a giant cosmic disco ball started spinning in celebration of your birth. Seriously, if birthdays were a sport, you'd be an Olympic gold medalist! Let's talk about your achievements, shall we? You’ve managed to survive another year of terrible Mondays, weird weather, and the mystery of where all those missing socks go. I mean, that alone deserves a standing ovation! ??? But guess what? You did not just survive, you thrived, my friend. Yes, you handled all the ups and downs like a pro, and for that, hats off to you. ? Now, let’s not forget how you expertly navigate through life's crazy maze. Whether it's convincing people that pizza is a vegetable or mastering the delicate art of opening bag of chips without looking like a starved raccoon, you excel at everything you do. You’ve got more tricks up your sleeve than a magician at a rabbit expo. ?✨ Remember the time you "accidentally" set off the fire alarm trying to make toast? Or that epic moment when you tried to wrestle a shopping cart in the parking lot and almost won? Those are the golden moments that make life with you an endless comedy show. And let’s not even start on your dance moves, which defy both gravity and social norms. ?? On this special day, I hope someone finally gifts you that unicorn you’ve been asking for. You deserve it, and who wouldn’t want a magical steed that poops rainbows? And if by chance you receive the typical 'sensible' gifts like socks and more socks, remember it’s the thought that counts... even if that thought is a little too practical. Speaking of gifts, I’ve attached a list of potential items I expect to get back (eventually): 1. 200 hours of free compliments. 2. A lifetime supply of "You're awesome" notes. 3. One free pass where I’m always right. 4. And unlimited bear hugs. ? Your day should be nothing short of legendary. I envision a celebration filled with cakes as tall as mountains, fountains of chocolate, and confetti cannons that shoot out glitter and small kittens. ??? You are not just a year older, but a year better, wiser, and more fabulous. So, wear that invisible crown like the royalty you are, strike that pose, and let the world bask in your awesomeness. Here's to another year of making questionable choices, laughing until our stomachs hurt, and living life to the fullest. Happy Birthday, you absolute legend! Let the shenanigans commence! ?? With all the love, confetti, and witty jokes I can muster, [Your Name] --- I hope your friend enjoys this fun birthday wish!