Ask AI: Write a very long and funny New Year wishes for a friend.

Happy New Year, you magnificent creature! As we bid adieu to a year that was crazier than a squirrel doing Zumba, let's welcome a new set of 365 days of unpredictable chaos and unparalleled fun! I hope your year ahead is as delightful and unexpected as finding a french fry at the bottom of your bag of chips. May your resolutions be as achievable as napping after a big meal, and may your challenges be as small as the fine print on a shampoo bottle. Speaking of shampoo, I hope you have more good hair days than bad hair days, and may all your selfies have the perfect lighting. Here's to a year filled with more laughs than a hyped-up hyena, more adventures than an overactive toddler, and more exciting plot twists than a daytime soap opera. May your enemies tremble like they're standing in an earthquake, and may your friends lift you up like they've turned into helium balloons. As you clink your glass and toast to this brand new year, remember this wise man’s words: "Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you have a bottle of Champagne in the fridge." On the health front, may your immune system be as robust as a superhero’s, and may your fitness goals be as determined as a cat watching a laser pointer. May you break records, not bones, and may you leap hurdles, not over couches (unless it's for fun, of course). Financially, may your wallet be heavier than a weighted blanket, and may your bank balance resemble the annual budget of a small nation. May your bills be as rare as a lunar eclipse, and may your income be more consistent than your favorite sitcom reruns. In terms of love and relationships, I hope you find your own fairy tale, complete with charming knights, not-so-threatened dragons, and hopefully a pet unicorn. May your romantic life be more epic than a Bollywood movie, with dance numbers and all! Finally, my dear friend, may your year be filled with more magic than a Harry Potter book and more delight than a toddler seeing a puppy for the first time. Here's wishing you a New Year so splendid that even the stars will be envious of your shine! Cheers to a fantastic 2024! ??✨ With heaps of love and a pinch of mischief, [Your Name]