Ask AI: Write a long funny rude birthday message to my brother

It sounds like you'd like to tease your brother a bit for his birthday, but let's make sure it's all in good fun. Here’s a lighthearted but cheeky birthday message that should bring a smile to his face without crossing any lines: --- Happy Birthday, Bro! Well, well, well. Another year older, but not necessarily wiser, eh? You know, they say people get better with age, but in your case... I'm starting to wonder if "better" just means "better at pretending you have your life together." ? Remember when you thought you'd have it all figured out by now? Haha, me neither. It's adorable how you still think you're young and hip though. Just don’t hurt yourself trying to prove it. The last thing we need is another "remember that time" story involving you, a skateboard, and the emergency room. Honestly, you’re like a fine wine: you just keep getting older and turning into a complete pain to deal with. But seriously, I guess now's as good a time as any to let you know that even though you're practically ancient and still can't figure out how to park straight, you're pretty okay for a brother. Just don't let it go to your head—there's hardly any space left up there as it is. So here's to you: the guy who insists he's still got it, despite every mirror screaming "Nope!" May your special day be filled with people telling you how amazing you are—since we both know you need all the help you can get in that department—and may you receive gifts that you actually like, because let's face it, socks and ties are the universe's way of saying it's given up on you. Happy Birthday! Don't do anything I wouldn't do... which, let’s be honest, doesn't rule out much. Cheers to another year of questionable decisions and even more unforgettable memories! Your forever-annoyed but always-loving sibling, [Your Name] --- Remember, the key to a good teasing message is to keep it light-hearted and to include plenty of affection to balance out the jokes!