Ask AI: Write a long and funny ad in which I am looking for people to talk to.

?? SEEKING FABULOUS FRIENDS: APPLY WITHIN! ?? Are you tired of staring at your phone screen, waiting for someone (anyone!) to send you a message? Do you find yourself holding riveting conversations with your dog, houseplants, or possibly even inanimate objects from your childhood? Well, bark no more at Rover, and leave Blossom to blossom in peace – it’s time for you to make some two-legged, conversationally-gifted human friends! ? Who am I? I’m the person you’ve been waiting for, and I promise I’m as fun as that first sip of coffee in the morning, or that unexpected $20 bill you find in your jeans! My hobbies include talking about everything and anything – from the profound mysteries of the universe to the perplexing question of why they don’t make square-shaped bagels (seriously, it's 2023, people!). I’ve perfected the art of the friendly nod, the empathetic “hmm,” and once, I even learned conversational French – though I’m still working on the French part… ? What am I looking for? — Adventurous conversationalists ready to explore the depths of the latest Netflix binge. — Heroic storytellers who can regale me with the epic tale of their toothbrush buying experience. — Aspiring comedians ready to throw around bad puns, dad jokes, and, if you’re feeling frisky, even some knock-knock gems. — Curious minds that want to dig into the greatest mysteries of our time, like why toast always lands butter side down or if pineapple truly belongs on pizza. — Linguistic acrobats who can make even the word 'moist' sound hilarious. — Snack enthusiasts with views on why snacks are better when someone else makes them—fight me, it’s true. ✨ Perks of being my conversational friend include: — An open invitation to the spontaneous deep-dive into completely random Wikipedia spirals. — Guaranteed laughter—or at least a lot of sincere attempts at making you laugh. — Non-judgmental listening for your wildest theories. — Personalized reaction gifs – handpicked just for you! — Unlimited “hmm’s,” “ah-ha’s,” and “tell-me-more’s.” — Your name immortalized in all future conversations about awesome friends. ? Here’s how you can apply: Send a carrier pigeon, a smoke signal, or simply slide into my DMs! Share your most outrageous anecdote, your most profound thought, or just hit me with your best joke. Bonus points if your message includes a GIF – the funnier, the better! In conclusion, if you're ready to take on the challenge of ensuring our plant friends get a break from our constant babbling and maybe, just maybe, change my Wikipedian adventures one conversation at a time – then friend, apply now! Yours conversationally, [Your Name] P.S. Interested applicants should not be allergic to heavy doses of sarcasm, enthusiasm, and potentially bad rap battles. Let's face it, some things you just can’t find on YouTube tutorials.