Ask AI: Write a funny groom speech for my wedding

Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you all for being here today to celebrate this fantastic day with my beautiful bride, my soulmate, my love… and most importantly, my excuse for not having to play "Battleship" again at our favorite Bar. Firstly, I'd like to say thank you to [bride's parents names] for raising such an incredible woman. And to my own parents, I am grateful for not giving up on me when I spent hours in the basement learning to play the air guitar—time well spent, I believe! Now, let's raise our glasses and toast to our extensive and less harmful obsession with cat memes - without which, I'm certain we wouldn't have bonded so quickly. I promise to always be by your side, from binge-watching our favorite shows to eating pizza in our sweatpants. To you, my darling [bride's name], I promise to keep you on your toes - but not literally, as I have seen the size of your shoe collection and I'd never risk causing any damage to "the collection." Talking about collecting, do you remember how we met? It's true when they say, "Love can be found in the weirdest places," well, it was the colorful cereal boxes in the grocery store that did the trick for us. Who knew that our shared love of sugar and artificial flavors could turn into a lifetime commitment! They say that a happy marriage is about love, loyalty, and laughter, and after spending years together, I am confident that we've already got our own back. So, in the spirit of all great partnerships, I want to thank you for being the Han Solo to my Chewbacca, the peanut butter to my jelly, and for loving me even when my dance moves look like a penguin trying to fly. Now, before we all head to the dance floor to show off our best moves, I'd like to propose a toast. To [bride's name], the only person who was willing to marry this Tetris and Super Mario fanatic with an undying love for dad jokes. Here's to a lifetime of love, laughter, and battling each other in our favorite video games. This isn't just a five-star wedding; it's the beginning of a five-star marriage! Thank you, and cheers!