Ask AI: Write a dark comedy staring saul goodman. Thiscepisode iscabout some fireants that sting him.

Saul Goodman was in for a real surprise when he woke up this morning. He woke up to an infestation of fire ants all over his body. The pain was unbearable as they stung him all over. He screamed in agony as he tried to swat them off, but they just kept coming. He desperately tried to brush them off, but to no avail. In a moment of desperation and frustration, Saul started singing a catchy tune in an attempt to scare the ants away. He sang "Aaahh, Fire Ants, Fire Ants, get away from Saul, oh, get away from Saul, Aaahh, Fire Ants, Fire Ants, get away from Saul, oh, get away from Saul". To his amazement, the ants stopped swarming and began to dance around him. He couldn't believe it, and decided to keep singing in order to drive the ants away. To his astonishment, the ants kept on dancing. Saul kept singing, and the fire ants kept dancing. Eventually, they all dispersed. Saul, relieved and exhausted, collapsed onto his bed. From then on, Saul was known to be the master of the fire ants. He was the only one who could make them dance away. This earned him great admiration from all his neighbors, who would often come over to witness the magical performance. At the end of the day, Saul thanked the fire ants for their cooperation, and wished them good luck. He knew that from now onwards, whenever he was in trouble, all he had to do was sing a tune and the fire ants would dance away.