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Question: write a biggie smalls inspired rap about going to get a vasotomy
Verse 1: I'm headed to the clinic for a vasotomy So my family planning can be comedy-free Biggie said it best, the sky's the limit No more babies for me, my future's looking limitless Hook: Going for that snip-snip, ain't no shame Gotta take care of myself, it's a smart game Takes a big man to do what needs to be done Biggie told us to stay true to number one Verse 2: The fear of the unknown has got me feeling anxious But the thought of another baby leaves me feeling thankless Life's too short to be stuck with a bunch of kids I'm making moves now to secure my future bliss Hook: Going for that snip-snip, ain't no shame Gotta take care of myself, it's a smart game Takes a big man to do what needs to be done Biggie told us to stay true to number one Verse 3: I'll be on the sidelines cheering for my team No more dirty diapers, I can finally dream Biggie's legacy lives on in my decision It's time to take control, for my own provision Hook: Going for that snip-snip, ain't no shame Gotta take care of myself, it's a smart game Takes a big man to do what needs to be done Biggie told us to stay true to number one Outro: So if you're thinking of going for a vasotomy Remember to stay true to number one, like Biggie It's your future you're securing, with every snip And that's the real deal, don't be a shrimp.
March 15, 2023, 7:24 a.m.
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