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Shrek (Mike Myers) (In a loud, intimidating voice) ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WERE THREE LITTLE PIGS... (Song starts: Fairytale by Baha Men) Fairytale Living in a fairy tale Fairytale Where you never grow old Fairytale Living in a fairy tale Fairytale Happy ever after (Song ends) (Fade in to a huge swamp) Shrek: (In a soft, calm voice) That was a beautiful song, wasn't it? Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love's first kiss. (Scene shifts to a castle guarded by a dragon) (Shrek and the Three Little Pigs enter) Three Little Pigs: Help! Shrek: Hold on, don't be afraid. I'll take care of this. (Shrek kills the dragon and enters the princess's keep) Shrek: Princess, don't be afraid. Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz): Who are you? Shrek: I'm, uh, your knight in shining armor. Princess Fiona: Oh, how noble. But where are your clothes? Shrek: Uh, I'm wearing them. (Fiona and Shrek have a brief romantic moment, then Shrek kisses Fiona, breaking the enchantment) (Scene shifts to outside the castle, where the crowd is cheering) Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after. Shrek: Wait a minute. That's not how the story's supposed to end. Narrator: What do you mean? Shrek: I mean, we live together, happy and free... (Fades out to a happy ending) THE END
Jan. 12, 2023, 7:05 a.m.
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