Time-Traveling Paradise: A Dream House in Late Cretaceous Hațeg Island

Question: Write a concept for my dream house located in Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous (in the Maastrichtian stage sometime around 66 million years ago, just thousands of years before the KPG extinction event occurred), if time travel was real and with no such thing as time paradoxes. This dream house should be a huge cabin-like house with a nearby gazebo, and be located on the island's shoreline, being made of storm-proof and bullet-proof materials and having strong walls, windows, doors, etc to keep the house protected against any natural disasters and intruders (both Hatzegopteryx and bad people), and has self-cleaning solar panels connected to the highly-efficient energy storage to keep the house powered even for many days without sunlight. Due to its gigantic size, the house should have an indoor playground, indoor pool, indoor hot tub, indoor koi pond (complete with an indoor waterfall and an auto-feeder), indoor carousel, indoor bumper cars, indoor miniature roller coaster, Chuck E Cheese and ShowBiz Pizza Place animatronic shows, large fish tank (complete with an auto-feeder), game room (complete with a PS4, a Wii, a Nintendo Switch, arcade games that don't require money to play, and a PC laptop with disk drive), and a workout station, all of which should be waterproof, fireproof, wear-proof, rust-proof, mildew-proof, and storm-proof for safety. There should be a friendly lab-created dog-sized rodent-like mammal that only feeds on trash, hair on floor, and unwanted debris, therefore cleaning up trash whilst also comfortably (without harming the animal) unable to defecate or urinate, being a simple and carefree alternative to a vacuum cleaner. As with other good houses, it should also have proper air conditioning, indoor heaters, several bedrooms, two mildew-proof bathrooms, an attic, a garage, a living room, a front room, and a kitchen with food and drinks cloned and brought from modern times for free with no issues (even any kind of modern restaurant/them park food/drinks instantly bought to my dream house for free due to me being in Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous), so there's no food or drinks shortage. Plus, I'd like everything I have in my modern home duplicated in this house located on Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous. There should also be infinite and free excellent WiFi so I could access the internet between the year 1996 to modern times (while also being in the late Cretaceous Hațeg Island) so I'd be able to view and download stuff that would be otherwise lost to time. There should also be an indoor miniature zoo with several walkthrough exhibits containing my pets for this mini-zoo, including Brazilian tapirs from modern South America, gray foxes from modern North America, fennec foxes from modern northern Africa, Bennett's wallabies from modern Australia, meerkats from modern South Africa, several lemur species from modern Madagascar, few macaw species from modern South America, Palaeoloxodon falconeri from middle Pleistocene Sicily and Malta, Arthropleura armata (genetically modified to tolerate lower oxygen levels) from late Carboniferous North America and Europe, Microraptor zhaoianus and Microraptor gui from early Cretaceous China, and Simosuchus from late Cretaceous Madagascar, all of which should have adequate space, food, water, biomes, enrichments, and vet care, thanks to auto-feeders, auto-cleaners, auto-immunizers, and auto-vets (which appear from nowhere so there's no shortage and the animal's exhibits are clean) keeping them happy and healthy without me having to care for them. With all these, my house would basically be a dream come true.