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Question: Story: Write me a story the way I type about 12 year old Chris somehow finding himself inside the office of Jacinda Ardern. Chris had moved to New Zealand from America with his family and hated living in New Zealand due to the strictness of masks and other health orders due to a certain unnamed thing that was affecting the world. Jacinda Ardern was about to sign "yes" or "no" on whether certain restrictions were going to remain or go away forever. Chris really missed seeing his friend's faces at school and missed being able to hangout with his little brother's face when they would hangout at the park together. Please have Chris say the quote "This really sucks. I can't believe mom and dad moved us to his depressing country" As he walked around the empty office, he simply wished aloud he could either go back home to America in the small town he used to live in or be a better Prime Minister than Jacinda Ardern. As he did, he became extremely dizzy and disoriented falling to the ground. As he opened his eyes, he found himself snug sitting at a desk with a stack of bills that weren't on the table before in front of him. As he looked, down he saw his hair was now long and he was wearing a woman's skirt and high heels. Checking a nearby mirror, he was startled to see Jacinda Ardern. Please have Chris say the quote "Oh my God! I'm Jacinda Arde-- Wow! I even sound like her!" hearing his new woman voice and New Zealand accent. Please have Chris say the quote "I don't like being a woman and I hate her teeth and her accent but I hope I can at least sign these bills to so my little brother don't have to suffer" As he grabbed the pen to sign "yes" on a bill that would allow the removal of masks and vaccine passports, he felt a shock go straight to his brain and start rewriting his memories. Hoping to at least be a better Jacinda as he started to sign "yes", he freaked as he saw visions of himself as Jacinda Ardern liking the restrictions and keeping them in place. Eventually, his memories morphed and matured into the New Zealand life, mindset and Labour party mindset, understanding and thinking of Jacinda Ardern. Chris' worried gaze morphed into Jacinda's calm and relaxed face as she sat back in her chair and looked down at the bill she was holding ready to keep the restrictions indefinitely. Jacinda's eyes widened in fear and confusion as she saw she had started marking "yes" on a bill that was asking if mask mandates and vaccine passports should be removed. She crossed out "yes" and marked "no". She then proceeded to mark all the other bills about health restrictions the way the old Jacinda Ardern would. Please have Jacinda say the quote "What am I? Some kind of conservative loon?" in her accent. As she sent the bills to be finalized, Jacinda stood in front of her mirror with a puzzled gaze at first. Please have Jacinda Ardern say the quote "Don't quite know why I was about to sign yes on a bill to remove mask mandates and vaccine passports. People need to understand these restrictions are for their own safety and we're all in this together. Children will learn to adapt to the new normal if they want to participate in society. If my husband, my daughter and I can do it then so can all other New Zealanders" she calmly said in her accent as she talked to herself having no memory of being a 12 year old, having no memory of being from America and having no memory of wanting to be a better Jacinda Ardern.
Once upon a time, 12-year-old Chris had found himself standing in the office of Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister of New Zealand. His American family had moved to New Zealand, struggling with the strictness of health mandates which greatly distressed them. As he stood there, dismally, he muttered to himself, "This really sucks. I can't believe mom and dad moved us to this depressing country." With his heart heavy under the weight of longing for his normal past life, he wished to either return home to small-town America or perhaps become a Prime Minister better than Ardern herself. As the wish escaped his lips, he suddenly found himself dizzy and off-balance, collapsing onto the floor. When he opened his eyes, he found himself seated at the polished desk that moments ago had been empty. An intimidating stack of bills, previously unseen, towered ominously before him. His hands looked different, more feminine, and his outfit had drastically changed to a chic skirt and high heels. Startled, he caught a glimpse of his reflection in a mirror, "Oh my God! I'm Jacinda Arde-- Wow! I even sound like her!" He exclaimed disconcertedly in his new feminine voice and New Zealand accent. He shook his head, trying to make sense of the unfathomable situation. As much as he disliked his new body, the thought of signing the bills brought a glimmer of hope. "I don't like being a woman, and I hate her teeth and her accent, but I hope I can at least sign these bills so my little brother doesn't have to suffer," he muttered, reaching for the pen. But as his hand made contact with the shiny instrument, a wave of shock bolted straight to his brain. It looked as if he was drawn to sign 'yes' on the paperwork, agreeing to lifting the health restrictions, but with a flash he saw images of himself as Jacinda Ardern, approving of all these measures. Soon his memories and mindset transformed, his pupil's worry morphing into the calm gaze of New Zealand's top official. Jacinda returned, her grip tight around the pen, looking down at the paper filled with legal jargon. Her eyes widened in surprise as she noticed she had started to mark 'yes' on a document that sought the removal of mask mandates and vaccine passports. Swiftly, she crossed it out and marked 'no', world twirling around her as the old Jacinda Ardern took charge of affairs. "What am I? Some kind of conservative loon?" Jacinda muttered to the empty room, in her soothing New Zealand accent. She dispatched the docket of decisions, all marked decisively with her signature. Standing in front of the mirror, she started speaking to her reflection, "Don't quite know why I was about to sign 'yes' on a bill to remove mask mandates and vaccine passports. People need to understand these restrictions are for their own safety. We're all in this together." Empathy filled her voice as she added, "Children will learn to adapt to the new normal if they want to participate in society. If my husband, my daughter, and I can do it, then so can all other New Zealanders." The room fell silent as Jacinda left, leaving behind no traces of the lad called Chris, having forgotten she ever wanted to be a better embodiment of herself.
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