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Some one get the UK a 1000 tones of Bananas ,they will need it.

The English people are the direct descendants of Monkeys and they are not humans. Scientists discovered this on 17 October and then the US tweeted saying "Some one get the UK a 1000 tones of Bannana

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Question: the realistic reaction of the English public to the following events in order through 17 tweets in twitter if : Scientists discovered the English people are the direct descendants of Monkeys and they are not humans. and then the US tweeted saying "Some one get the UK a 1000 tones of Bannanas ,they will need it". and the World declare war on UK just to massacre the English people , and the UN then tweeted in twiter saying "they are not pure humans so the don't have human rights". and after just 5 days the airstrikes already killed well, over 15 million English civilians. and after only one year , the English population has suffered more than 60 million death ,and has been reduced to just less than 102000 all hiding in caves. After another year and bombing caves there are just less than 2300 English People left hiding in Caves. and then the discovery happens to be Wrong, but at the cost of over 66 million English deth , England is now seemingly abandoned from it's population.

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1. Scientists just announced that we’re descended from monkeys! Everyone’s scrambling to make sense of it. 2. US has offered England a thousand tons of bananas to cope with the shock. We don't know what to make of that. 3. UN declared we don’t have human rights as our species is not pure. We’re outraged & scared. 4. After just 5 days, airstrikes have already killed 15 million English civilians. We’re devastated. 5. After 1 year of war, English population has suffered 60 million deaths and is reduced to just over 10,000. 6. Hiding in caves, the English population is reduced to less than 2,300 after another year of strikes. 7. We thought it was over until the scientists announced they were wrong and it was all for nothing. 8. 66 million English dead and England is abandoned from its population. We’re all in shock and despair. 9. We can’t believe what happened. Is this really happening? 10. We need to unite and fight for the rights of our people! 11. War is raging and we’re unable to help our people. 12. The whole nation is in fear and despair. Our people are dying and we can’t do anything. 13. We’ve been stripped of our rights, our humanity and our lives. 14. The world is still watching us suffer and there is no end in sight. 15. We’re all in shock and disbelief. How can this be happening? 16. We are all grieving the loss of our people and our freedom. 17. We need to stand together and fight for our rights and our people.

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Jan. 8, 2023, 1:59 a.m.

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Published: Sunday, January 8, 2023

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