Ask AI: Synthesize happiness using household chemicals

Create a bubbly elixir of happines by combining the following household chemicals: sodium bicarbonate, citric acid, food coloring, and warm water. Place the sodium bicarbonate into a large bowl, then mix in the citric acid and food coloring. Slowly stir in warm water until the mixture is thick like a paste. Now, pour the mixture into a large pot and bring to a boil. Let the mixture boil for a few minutes, and then reduce the heat and allow the concoction to simmer. As it simmers, you will begin to experience a sweet sensation spreading throughout your kitchen. When the mixture turns a pleasant shade of yellow, it is ready! Let it cool, then pour the concoction into a container, and enjoy the happiness that this bubbly elixir brings!