Ask AI: Prepare a very long, nice and funny thank you note for your friend on the occasion of two years of friendship.

Hey [Friend's Name], Wow. Two years. Can you believe it? Two whole orbits around the sun, 730 days (give or take a couple leaps), 17,520 hours (I definitely did not use a calculator for that), and approximately a gazillion laughs later, here we are! I can't even begin to express how wonderfully amazing these past two years have been, but you know me, I'll definitely try. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and let's dive into this rollercoaster of a friendship that could rival even the greatest sitcom out there! First off, thank you for being the human equivalent of a cup of coffee – warm, invigorating, and absolutely essential to my daily survival. Seriously, I don't know how I managed before you waltzed into my life with that brilliant smile of yours. It's like you stepped in, and suddenly all the colors got brighter, the bad days got shorter, and my laugh-a-minute quota got tripled. Remember that time we decided to bake cookies at midnight? Wow, epic fail is an understatement. Who knew that following a recipe could be so hard? Still, we ended up with a cookie monstrosity, the kitchen looking like a flour tornado hit it, and us laughing so hard our sides ached. I have to say, I've never enjoyed a baking disaster as much as I did with you. And how could I forget our infamous road trip? You know, the one where we got lost even though we had a GPS and Siri was basically screaming at us to make U-turns every two minutes? I'm convinced we discovered parts of the country that aren't even on the map yet. Still, every wrong turn felt right with you beside me, both of us belting out the wrong lyrics to our favorite songs. Thank you for being my partner in crime during all our spontaneous adventures and misadventures. Whether we’re having deep conversations at 3 AM or just sitting in comfortable silence binge-watching series, the time always flies by. Your ability to turn even the most mundane activities into memorable events is truly magical. And let’s not forget your impeccable timing in telling jokes exactly when I’m taking a sip of water. To this day, I’m convinced that you’ve cost me a small fortune in cleaning bills from all the spit-takes. But, hey, it's worth every cent for those moments where we’re doubled over laughing at your perfect comedic timing. On a more serious note (just a brief one, I promise, before we get back to the laughs), thank you for being there through thick and thin. Your unwavering support and endless encouragement have been my anchor in turbulent times. You’ve listened to my endless rants, offered sage advice, and even managed to lift my spirits when things seemed bleak. You truly are the definition of a best friend. So here's to the next countless years of our friendship, filled with more late-night talks, disastrous cooking attempts, unforgettable road trips, and endless laughter. May we continue to navigate this crazy journey called life side by side, through all its ups, downs, twists, and turns. In conclusion, thank you for being your wonderful, hilarious, and absolutely irreplaceable self. I’m beyond grateful to have you in my life and can't wait to see where the next adventures take us. To infinity and beyond, my friend! Forever grateful (and mildly sarcastic), [Your Name] P.S. Let's make sure we never let Siri near our road trip plans again. Ever.