Ask AI: Prepare a very long, beautiful and funny thank you note for your friend on the occasion of two years of friendship.

Dear [Friend’s Name], Wow, can you believe that it’s been TWO WHOLE YEARS since we embarked on this epic adventure called friendship? I mean, seriously, they say time flies when you're having fun, but with us, it feels more like it's been catapulted through a series of wormholes with a side of hilarity. First off, let me thank you for the infinite world of laughter you brought into my life. Remember that time we tried to cook lasagna and ended up with a volcanic eruption of cheese and sauce? Or the infamous road trip where we sang off-key to every song on the radio and discovered we are definitely not going to win a Grammy anytime soon? Each of these moments has been an irreplaceable gem in the treasure trove of our shared memories. Your ability to turn even the most mundane moments into comedy gold is nothing short of miraculous. You should seriously consider a career in stand-up if you ever get tired of our shenanigans. I’m pretty sure you’d have a Netflix special titled “Life with [Friend’s Name]: The Laugh Riot.” You’ve been my confidant, my partner in crime, my rockstar co-adventurer, and my emotional support human. Here's to you for being the one who answers my 3 AM texts when I’m up pondering life’s biggest questions like, "Do penguins have knees?" or "Why do we call it a hamburger if there’s no ham in it?" And speaking of support, thank you for being my cheerleader during those dark days when I felt like I had been hit by a metaphorical ton of bricks. Your pep talks are legendary. I’m pretty sure you've missed your calling as a motivational speaker. And let’s not forget the times you were my therapist, always ready with a box of tissues and the uncanny ability to make me laugh through my tears. Another thing I owe you endless thanks for is your fashion advice. Without you, I would still be stuck in my questionable 2011 wardrobe. You’ve saved me from countless fashion faux pas, and for that, I’m eternally grateful. If I had a penny for every time you stopped me from committing a wardrobe disaster, I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos by now. And let’s not gloss over the fact that you’ve seen me at my worst—like that phase when I thought cutting my own bangs was a good idea—and yet you stuck around. Anyone who can survive that and still claim me as their friend deserves a medal. In gold. With diamonds. Two years may seem like a short period in the grand scheme of things, but the impact you’ve had on my life is immeasurable. I’m beyond thankful for the tears of joy, the side-splitting laughs, and the endless stream of inside jokes that only we understand. You’ve been my rock, my guiding star, and my partner in fabulous mischief. So, here’s a toast to our two-year mark, and to the countless adventures that await us. May our friendship continue to grow stronger with each passing year. May we continue to laugh until our sides ache, support each other through thick and thin, and make memories that we’ll reminisce about when we’re old and grey. Thank you for being you, [Friend’s Name]. You’ve made these past two years unforgettable, and I can’t wait to see what craziness the future holds for us. Cheers to us, my friend! Here’s to many more years of laughter, love, and fabulous friendship. With all my love and a belly full of laughs, [Your Name]