Ask AI: Prepare a very long and funny Christmas greeting for a friend.

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas, [Friend's Name]! Well, well, well, if it isn't my most favorite ho-ho-hooman in the whole wide wintry wonderland! Buckle up, because you’re about to get the most extravagantly cheerful and ridiculously merry Christmas greeting ever concocted by elves, Santa, and a hot cup of cocoa! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through your place, A vibe of pure awesomeness lit up the space. The stockings were hung by the chimney with flair, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there! As you nestle snug under a blanket, all cozy and warm, With dreams of gingerbread men doing the worm. Or Santa in yoga pants, oh what a sight, May your Christmas Eve be hilariously bright! Imagine the reindeers sitting for a feast, Rudolph lights up the room—he's the party beast! Santa's in the corner, cracking dad jokes, And the elves play poker, what a bunch of folks! The Christmas tree's glowing like never before, Overflowing with ornaments, and good vibes galore. Tiny wrapped presents stacked high with great care, In hopes that you'll find nothing but cool things in there. Now picture yourself riding Santa's sleigh, With a sack full of laughter, joy leading the way. You glide through the night with bells that jingle, Oh, what a delight! It makes your heart tingle! May your whipped cream be fluffy and hot cocoa just right, May your Christmas morning be a wonderful sight. May your donuts be jolly and your cookies be merry, May your fruitcake magically not be so scary! And speaking of fruitcake, where do they come from? Are they baked in a magical land or out of someone’s humdrum? These mysteries of Christmas we'll never quite solve, Just eat around the fruit bits and try not to evolve! May your ugly sweaters be the talk of the town, Complete with tinsel, sparkles, and a smile, not a frown. May laughter and joy fill your heart to the brim, And may your best holiday story get a double tap and a “like” on a whim! So here's wishing you a Christmas shiny like Rudolph's nose, With enough fun to last 'til your New Year's shows. May the magic of Yuletide stay with you all year, And may each joke and each laugh bring you endless cheer! Merry Christmas, my fabulous buddy, my elf-tastic friend, May our festive shenanigans never ever end! With ho-ho-ho-hugs and mistletoe magic, [Your Name]