**Paw Patrol: A Surreal Adventure**

Question: Prompt: Write a 5000 word story about Skye from Paw Patrol literally obsessing over Chase (her "husband") eating peanut (He sounds nice when he eats it, and he can't even bark!) Rubble literally bulldozes Chickeletta's toilet and forces the chicken to throw a nuke at him, causing an exetremely tiny blast (The World's Smallest (Trademark)) and selling it at the cash register at Walmart. Meanwhile, Fire dog boy thing (Marshall) slaps memes around involving Dora existing and going "BRUH WHAT'S WITH THE HAZBIN SHIT?" and dies of cringe after realizing that Cards Against Humanity: Family (guy) Edition is probably made by pedos, accoding to such classic lines such as "shoving spaghetti up your butt" Despite being marketed as "child-developement expert approved" unless it's not! Mayor Goodway celebrates by shoving Chickeletta and her "friends" and that stupid kid into the toilet and flushing them away, ending the world with juvenile jokes and America dying due to sins. Write it in omnipresent third person with loads of bad prose and unfunny references to Reddit. Skye is a hobo-noob moron who "married" Chase (They're not) because teenagers have overactive imaginations (like me!) and suck at life a lot. She likes peanut butter and forces him to eat it to hear it. Chase is too tired from work and goes in to work and makes money and goes out of work and watches Family Guy all day. Marshall is a gay and likes to throw up rainbows every (not literally) and hates Chickeletta (Calls her ChickenLittle, Chickerletter, ChickenLetter, Chick-a-Lett-Ugh, ChickoLeetow, and Dumb) and wants to ship her off the KFC and Rubble's house to transform her into a square. Chickeletta literally talks in third person (Chicken wants a chicken, chicken. Chicken hates that, Chicken. Please, for the love chicken!) and cannot not stop saying Chicken every five minutes. She's stupid and is a chicken and is absolutely retarded and exists. Rubble is big man who destroys EVERYTHING (like Roblox (You know, for kids)) and uses his massive trucks to run over things (like people, but not really) and memes (like Nick Jr.) and hates Nick Jr. and Viacom and everything else related to toys and merchandise and games and clothing and beach towels and electronics and merchandise and noises (despite being literally created to sell toys.) Rocky is trash dog who dumps the trash literally everywhere for no reason. He also think's he's Rocky (or Roark) from Lackadiasy, pretending to be him for some reason. Ryder is a grown ass man (Seven feet tall) and hates Hazbin Hotel a LOT! and likes to mock it.