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Question: Write a story of Dylan the Dylanus (a original character made by the Deviantart user Dylan613) fighting and attempting to survive an encounter against I.M.P (Immediate Murder Professionals) crewmembers, Blitzo (an imp who is the leader of I.M.P), Moxxie (an imp who is the straight man weapons expert and a husband to Millie), Millie (an imp who is an exciteful powerhouse and a wife to Moxxie), and Loona (the receptionist of I.M.P and the adoptive hellhound daughter of Blitzo), all four of which from an adults cartoon/animated cartoon series Helluva Boss (made by Vivienne "VivziePop" Medrano). Dylan attempts to survive I.M.P either by fighting or by escaping (disguising as a demon, trapping I.M.P, talk out to I.M.P crewmembers (about their issues and why they're hunting Dylan), running, or hiding) from I.M.P. For Dylan the Dylanus's normal/mortal appearance, he is a 4.9 foot tall, 15 year old boy who has a lean build for his size, tan skin, medium-length brown hair (that reaches his chin, although not covering his face at all), and has green irises. He wears a dark blue hoodie, a lighter blue t-shirt underneath, and cyan wear jeans. He also has white socks underneath his black tennis shoes, which have an x-shaped gray marking on each of his shoes' tongue. For Dylan's personality, he is a kind, considerate, smart, and understanding character, who is a love interest to Emma (his affectionate and understanding girlfriend) and is playful around his smarter, slightly older brother Black. Despite his small frame and being a teen, he goes in the way to protect his homeland (Dylanusland, a tropical, subtropical, and temperate island country in the Pacific Ocean on Earth) against various villains and monsters (always successful, even if some are more difficult than others). Despite these traits, he does have some flaws, such as his intolerance to swearing (which aren't present in his homeland, and he gets offended by swear words and he never swears at all, not saying them even one time, and not saying even the mildest swear words (he would never say damn, shit, fuck, bitch, or any other bad language); for example, instead of saying "oh, fuck", Dylan says "oh, meatsticks", and instead of saying "shit" Dylan says "crud" (unlike I.M.P crewmembers, who do use swear words, unlike Dylan). He is also quite weak without superpowers (which he actually does not have and only obtains them when using special devices), and has fear of vampires and demons alike since he views them as nothing more than pure evil monsters. For Blitzo's appearance, he is quite tall for his species (being 5.3 feet tall), and sports a harlequin-like aesthetic. He has red skin with white burn marks of various sizes that cover parts of his forearms, chest, and his tail, as well as most of the right side of his face. His irises are red and he has a heart-shaped skull symbol on the center of his forehead. Blitzo has fairly broad forearms and hands, and a long narrow head, out of which extends large, curved, black and white striped horns. He has black spines on his head and upper back, as well as on his tail. His tail ends with a triangular point that has a black spot at the tip. He has pointed feet with boot-like heels which are shown to have black on the heels and toe areas. Blitzo wears a tattered slate gray collared coat with red buttons down the breast, black knee-high boots matching the shape of his feet, and elbow-length black fingerless gloves featuring large, rounded yellow decorations on the upper side of them. In "The Full Moon", the yellow decoration on his left glove is infused with his own Asmodean Crystal. Blitzo also wears a red skull charm around his neck. For Blitzo's personality, he is a bombastic, big-talking, and sardonic imp. He is high energy and career-focused, having recently started his own company, something that's noted to be rare for an imp to achieve. He is very invested in the company's success and willing to make many personal sacrifices to achieve it. However, despite his enthusiasm to break out of the lowly social position his species is assigned in Hell. He is also, in many ways, wildly unprofessional and scattershot in his methods. Despite his status as his company's sole director, he can frequently behave in ways that are immature, self-absorbed, and even disrespectful towards his employees, affecting their level of respect for him. He is also willing to be manipulative in some questionable ways, sleeping with the married Stolas, initially in order to "borrow" his grimoire, the key element allowing him and his employees to fulfil contracts to assassinate people on Earth. Underneath Blitzo's powerful drive to succeed at all costs, however, is an emotionally troubled imp, one who is dealing with the repercussions of a checkered past, that has left many people he once knew, and is implied to have cared for, hurt and actively bitter towards him. Deep down, covered by his bluster, Blitzo is haunted by these ghosts and makes a habit of running from, rather than facing, his current problems in reaction. He struggles with genuine emotional connection, and appears to crave the idealized healthy relationship dynamics of his married employees, Moxxie and Millie, who he regularly spies on while they're in private, as well as the affection of his surly adoptive daughter, Loona. Blitzo is slightly more at home and focused when on the ground on assassination missions, as he is murder-savvy and can be gleefully sadistic with his targets, having minimal restraint in the more brutal killings. When push comes to shove in high danger and combative situations, Blitzo is also fiercely protective of his friends and family. Here are Blitzo's preference (likes and dislikes); he loves/likes murder, blood, pirates (when he was a child), voyeurism (of Moxxie and Millie), babying Loona, horses, drawing, cheese and hot sauce, "Mustang Dong" song, games (including The Pain Games), hanging out with Fizzarolli, trying to reconnect with Barbie Wire (his sister), and pointing out people's flaws. However, he dislikes criticism, anything complicated, being looked down on, Stolas's explicit advances, Stolas' wrath, doing bodyguard work, anyone else having had sex with both Moxxie and Millie, people pronouncing the "o" in his name, his office walls getting destroyed, anyone flirting with Loona, Fizzarolli (Blitzo's childhood friend) living out his childhood dream of becoming a successful circus performer (unlike Blitzo), his twin sister (Barbie Wire) wanting nothing to do with him, and the idea of I.M.P going out of business. For Moxxie's appearance, he is an imp (who is 3.9 feet tall) with red skin and white freckles on his cheeks. His white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns. He also has yellow sclera with black slit pupils. Moxxie has a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves, reminiscent of artiodactyls. Moxxie's usual outfit consists of a navy-black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, black pants a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow-tie, and fingerless gloves. For Moxxie's personality, he is the I.M.P's weapon specialist; and as such, has a vast knowledge of weapons and often brings a variety of them along during jobs. He is often the most vocal and realistic of the employees regarding the company as a whole despite its dysfunctional environment and is bullied consequently. He is also shown to be insured about himself since he’s not physically strong since Striker, Lin and Joe was giving him a hard time since they believe physical strength is what makes a person strong. Moreover, he is an imp who is easily annoyed and rather clumsy, as he trips over their ritualistic book on the way through the portal to the living world. Despite being a murder-for-hire imp, it seems Moxxie is queasy with unnecessary killing beyond their targets. He also is uncomfortable with the idea of killing targets who have families, and attempts to give people second chances, as seen in "Murder Family". Moxxie is also shown to have a comical side, as when he talks about killing an entire family, he claims it might be alright if it was just a shitty dad or a mob family, saying "That's understandable" in an accent. When finding out Blitzo used to date Verosika Mayday, he asked if she had suffered blindness or brain damage, implying that a pop star such as her wouldn't usually date Blitzo unless they had some form of mental disability. When intoxicated, he loses all common sense and becomes quite delusional, as shown when he asks Millie why she has "four heads", and high-fived her instead of grabbing her hand straightaway. He also is shown to become increasingly flirtatious with her when drunk. Here are Moxxie's preference (likes and dislikes); he loves/likes cooking, culinary arts, musical theater, classical music, opera, his mother's kindness, being put in charge of missions, Blitzo's approval as his boss, and supporting fellow artists. However, he dislikes Blitzo prying into his personal life, theme parks, theme park mascots, killing the innocent, pop music, Stolas' wrath, his father's abuse, Loona calling him fat, being the butt of the joke, and Millie stealing his spotlight. For Millie's appearance, she is a short imp (3.9 feet tall like her husband Moxxie) with red skin and a long devilish tail. She has a pair of thin white-striped black horns and short messy, bob cut-styled charcoal hair with bangs that cover half of her right horn. Her eyes have yellow sclera and long, thick eyelashes protruding from them, with a small beauty mark under the right eye. Her head is noticeably more human-like than most imps (although still without a nose) since it has proportions that are noticeably rounder and front teeth which possesses a gap that are flatter than the sharp, conical teeth most demons have. She also has a black heart tattooed on her right shoulder, and makeup which consists of shimmering dark red eyeshadow, thick black mascara, and black lipstick on her lips. She also has two white spots on her upper right arm, one on her upper left leg, two on her tail, and one on the tip of her tail. Millie's attire is all-black with a tint of yellow, which consists of a black choker around her neck, a cold-shoulder black crop-top with the straps being held by two golden-yellow buttons, black fingerless gloves, black torn denim-pants and black toeless footwear, which exposes her hoof-like toes. For Millie's personality, she is a very lively and cheerful individual. Often with a smile on her face and rarely standing still, she is a clear extrovert and is not afraid to speak her mind. This is regardless to whether it's expressing her excitement or flipping off a co-worker. As the bruiser for I.M.P, she is shown to enjoy her job. Her meek exterior appearance belies a tough and very violent skillset. This is highlighted during a conversation Millie once had with her mother and sister. According to Moxxie, she is aggressive in "the sack" as well as her job. In "Murder Family", she appeared to be very unsympathetic about killing a possibly innocent target, only caring if it was what their client wants, showcasing her dedication to her work, and her ruthlessness. Despite this, she cares very much about her husband and her family. She and Moxxie absolutely adore each other, acting very affectionate and protective of one another. She has a childlike fondness of Loo Loo Land, triggered by familial memories of going there as a child, and gets easily excited by all the merchandise. Millie will become vicious and violent whenever someone harms Moxxie, to the point of going feral. Her violent streaks can often result in her getting carried away to the point of mindlessly attacking a perceived target, allowing her rage to override common sense, this is evidenced by her mother’s scolding her for allowing herself to be overcome with rage when she fought Striker. These rage states may leave Millie vulnerable to a more skilled opponent, as showcased by Striker incapacitating Millie in spite of him being ambushed by Millie. Furthermore, she is also shown to be somewhat defensive of her work, expressing annoyance whenever anyone implies that freelance work doesn't pay well. In "Unhappy Campers" it is revealed that she has some issues about how she sees herself, confessing how she sometimes does not feel appreciated enough and how she wants to be seen more than just a "killing machine", stating how it feels nice to feel important and hear the cheers and applause of people every once in a while rather than the occasional screams of agony from her victims. Here are Millie's preference (likes and dislikes); she loves/likes murder, the I.M.P commercial jingle, spending time with Moxxie, going to Loo Loo Land, "Thing?" plushes, the Harvest Moon Festival, going to Ozzie's (a sexually-centered dinner theater restaurant and club located in the Lust Ring of Hell), people praising her, and collecting knives. However, she dislikes anyone insulting/hurting Moxxie, people discrediting her job as a freelancer, humans and their "nasty secrets", the Cherubs' hypocrisy, being banned from The Pain Games, Chazwick Thurman, Moxxie not believing in her, her parents turning a blind eye to her sister's murders, and being hit on.rtists. However, he dislikes Blitzo prying into his personal life, theme parks, theme park mascots, killing the innocent, pop music, Stolas' wrath, his father's abuse, Loona calling him fat, being the butt of the joke, and Millie stealing his spotlight. For Loona's appearance, she is a hellhound (a bipedal canine demon with a humanoid body plan) with a wolf-like appearance. She has a pointed, dog-like muzzle with sharp and pointy teeth, and a dark grey nose. Her eyes have red sclera, white irises and slit-like pupils, and she wears grey eyeshadow and black winged-eyeliner for makeup. Her fur is white with grey countershading encircling her face, grey patches on her shoulders, and long, voluminous silver hair swept to the side to reveal her dark grey ears; the left of which is pierced with two small, black hoop-piercings, while the right is ragged. She has a large, dark grey bushy tail with white on the underside. She also has a piercing on her right eyebrow with a black hoop for jewelry. She is the tallest (6.3 feet tall) and the only non-imp member of I.M.P. Her outfit features a large, spiked black choker around her neck. Her tattered grey, off-the-shoulder crop-top is held up at the neckline by a series of crisscross spaghetti-straps that form an inverted pentagram. She also wears a set of black shorts that are tattered at the hems, with a white crescent moon detail on the right side. Loona also accessorizes with both black fingerless gloves and black thigh-high toeless stockings, with her black claws protruding due to her digitigrade stance. For Loona's personality, she is a cynical and choleric young-adult Hellhound, who was adopted from an orphanage by Blitzo when she was nearing eighteen years of age. Loona is lazy and shows little interest in matters that are going on around her. She also has a short-fuse temper and is often rude and apathetic toward her colleagues, particularly Moxxie, though her ire seems otherwise indiscriminate. When not looking at her phone, Loona is usually scowling at anyone in view. Although, Blitzo has placed her in an active team member role at I.M.P, she is undisciplined and doesn't have much of a work ethic. Among her many anti-social tendencies, Loona has been known to sleep and drink while at work, and hang up on people at her receptionist post. Although, Loona goes to great lengths to maintain an outwardly apathetic attitude, her troubled and isolated upbringing appears to have made her socially awkward and she admits, in a moment of flustered vulnerability upon meeting another Hellhound, that she does not have any friends. When trying to interact with people she does actually want to connect with, she stumbles over her words and worries over her appearance, demonstrating that she has little experience socializing within her peer group. Loona also often shows flashes of a somewhat friendlier attitude towards Blitzo, usually as he enables and defends her worst behaviors. Although she intentionally tries to maintain emotional distance from him, she is also shown to appreciate Blitzo's sense of humor, especially if it's at Moxxie's expense, and she begins to see him as something of a father figure, at one point slipping up and almost referring to him as “dad” - much to Blitzo's delight. Despite how she feels about Blitzo, she acknowledges him trying his best, and knows deep down, as a father, he cares for her. When she can be moved to do so, Loona is a fierce addition to the I.M.P team, as she is intelligent, logical, resourceful, and street smart. Here are Loona's preference (likes and dislikes); she loves/likes hanging out with Blitzo (sometimes), drinking, smoking, her phone, ridiculing Moxxie, reading magazines, sleeping, and hanging out with Vortex (a male hellhound and Loona's boyfriend). However, she dislikes working, Blitzo babying her, being referred to as just I.M.P's hellhound, taking medicinal shots, Beelzebub (a wolf/bee-like demon who is a girlfriend of Vortex and one of the Seven Deadly Sins embodying the sin of Gluttony) and Vortex's relationship, and Beelzebub oversharing her experiences. The story is that Dylan (who is genuinely horrified of demons, since he thinks that demons are nothing more than pure evil monsters) is being hunted down and/or attacked by I.M.P crewmembers, who were sent to hunt down Dylan for their incorrect belief that Dylan's doing anything sinful (which Dylan has never done). So, Dylan hides from I.M.P (temporarily avoiding detection), and is able to find a way to defeat and escape I.M.P themselves, being able to survive against I.M.P despite all odds. There should also be quotes from the characters in this story (this story should include the profanity/swear words (including but not limited to fuck, shit, bitch, etc) from Blitzo himself and Loona herself, and, to a lesser extent, Moxxie and Millie) so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.
## When Worlds Collide: Dylan vs. I.M.P ### Chapter One: A New Nightmare The sun was beginning to set over Dylanusland, the vibrant tropical and subtropical island nation in the Pacific Ocean. Dylan, still in his dark blue hoodie and lighter blue t-shirt underneath, was pacing back and forth along the warm sand of the beach. Thoughts of his last battle against a monstrous invader were still fresh in his mind, but right now, his thoughts were occupied with something sweeter. "Emma should be here any minute now," he murmured to himself with a smile, thinking of his affectionate and understanding girlfriend. Suddenly, his pattern was interrupted by a strange, glowing portal that opened out of thin air, right in the middle of the beach. Four figures stepped out: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona. Their demonic features stood out against the tropical backdrop, and Dylan felt his heart freeze with fear. His mind raced back to his childhood nightmares about demons being pure evil, monstrous beings. And now, here they were, standing before him in flesh and blood—or whatever demons have. "Alright team," Blitzo started with his usual bombastic flair, "Let's get this over with. Our client said to take this kid down. Guess he pissed off the wrong sinner." His eyes gleamed with a sadistic excitement as he looked at Dylan. Dylan gulped, feeling a mix of terror and determination. "You’ve got the wrong guy! I haven’t done anything!" he shouted, his voice tinged with panic but also resolve. "Save it, kid," Loona snapped, rolling her eyes and scowling. "We've heard all the excuses before. Now sit still so we can get this over with." ### Chapter Two: The Chase Begins Without waiting for a response, Dylan turned and sprinted towards the dense tropical forest. His heart pounded in his chest, and his breathing became ragged as he pushed himself to run faster than ever before. Branches whipped past him, and the undergrowth thrashed around his legs, trying to slow him down. Behind him, he could hear the demonic group closing in, their laughter and taunts floating through the air. "Oh meatsticks, this is bad," Dylan muttered to himself between breaths. He had to think of a way to lose them. Blitzo's voice cut through the chaos. "Moxxie, Millie! You take the left! Loona and I will flank right! This brat isn't getting away." "We won't let you down, sir!" Moxxie responded, his voice a blend of professional determination and palpable anxiety. As Dylan pushed deeper into the forest, he noticed a small cave entrance hidden among the rocks. It was a tight squeeze, but he managed to slip inside just in time. He held his breath, listening to the footsteps of his pursuers pass by outside. "Where the fuck did he go?" Blitzo growled. "I swear, if this turns into another all-nighter…" "I didn't see where he went," Millie's voice chimed in, frustration evident. "But he can't have gone far." ### Chapter Three: Dodging Death Inside the cave, Dylan took a moment to catch his breath and think. He knew he couldn’t hide there forever. He needed a plan. The cave had a narrow passage that seemed to lead deeper underground. Dylan decided to risk it, hoping it would take him to a different exit far from his demon trackers. Meanwhile, outside the cave, the I.M.P crew fanned out, trying to locate their quarry. "This is bullshit," Loona grumbled, kicking a stone out of frustration. "How hard is it to find one kid?" "Keep looking," Blitzo commanded, annoyance heavy in his voice. "This kid isn’t just any target. He's managed to dodge us this long, which means he’s got some tricks up his sleeve." Dylan moved silently through the narrow tunnels, his mind racing with ideas. He had encountered many villains and monsters before, but demons—actual demons—were another level. His heart ached thinking about Emma and Black. He needed to survive. ### Chapter Four: Out of the Frying Pan Eventually, Dylan found another entrance and emerged from the ground in a hidden grove surrounded by tall trees. Peeking out cautiously, he realized he had a small window of opportunity before the demons would catch up. He spotted a high cliff edge not far from where he was; if he could get up there, he might have a chance to spot the I.M.P team before they saw him. Blitzo, leading the hunt with his usual zeal, was getting more impatient by the second. "We need to flush him out," he said, scanning the surroundings with narrowed eyes. "Millie, how about a bit of loud-mouthed incentive?" "Way ahead of ya, boss," Millie replied, pulling out a set of firecrackers. She tossed them into the forest, where they exploded in a series of loud bangs. Dylan flinched at the sound but kept moving. He climbed the rough terrain with all the speed his lean build could muster, finally hoisting himself over the edge. From his vantage point, he spotted Blitzo and Loona far to the west, still searching diligently. Moxxie and Millie, however, were closer, almost too close for comfort. "So, I've got two choices," Dylan whispered to himself. "I can either try to outrun them or play to my strengths and outsmart them." ### Chapter Five: Outwitting the Demons Dylan eyed the thick vines hanging nearby. An idea sparked in his mind. Carefully, he climbed another tree, using the dense foliage for cover. From his position, he could see Moxxie and Millie moving below him. "Millie, this is starting to feel like a colossal waste of time," Moxxie sighed. "Even if the client got it wrong, Blitzo is never going to let us forget this." "Come on, Mox. We’ve faced worse," Millie replied, patting her husband on the back. Dylan waited for the perfect moment, then sliced through the vines with his pocket knife, letting them fall like a net over the two imps. They struggled, momentarily trapped. Dylan took this chance to dash back down the opposite side of the cliff. Loona, sharp-eyed, caught sight of him from across the clearing. "There he is! Blitzo, I see him!" Blitzo's eyes lit up with excitement. "Get him!" But Dylan had expected this. As he ran, he used his knowledge of the forest to create traps—holes covered with leaves and branches, tripwires made from tough vines. Each trap slowed his pursuers, buying him precious time. ### Chapter Six: The Final Stand Dylan finally reached the edge of the beach again, the ocean waves crashing soothingly against the shore. But he had no time to enjoy the scenery. Blitzo, Loona, Moxxie, and Millie had regrouped and were closing in fast. Cornered, Dylan knew he had to try to talk his way out. He turned to face the oncoming demons, trying his best to keep his voice steady. "Listen to me! I'm not your enemy. Someone has given you the wrong information." "Oh really?" Blitzo sneered. "And why should we believe you?" "Because I have nothing to hide," Dylan said firmly. "I don’t belong in Hell, and I haven’t done anything that would send me there. Why else do you think I've been trying so hard to avoid you?" Millie hesitated, her rage subsiding slightly. "What if he's telling the truth, Blitz? It wouldn’t be the first time we were sent after the wrong target." Loona crossed her arms, still skeptical but visibly less aggressive. "Whatever. As long as we get paid, who cares?" Blitzo stared at Dylan, a conflicted look in his eyes. For a moment, his usual bravado faded, revealing the emotionally troubled imp beneath. "Fine, kid. We'll let you go this time. But if you're lying…" he let the threat hang in the air. "I'm not," Dylan replied, feeling a wave of relief wash over him. "Thank you." As the I.M.P team retreated back to their portal, Dylan collapsed onto the sand, exhausted but alive. He knew he had dodged a bullet, but the encounter left him shaken. The threat from Hell was real, but today, he had managed to keep his world safe. For now, that was enough. ### Chapter Seven: The Aftermath Dylan watched as the portal closed behind the I.M.P team, their figures fading from his world. He knew he needed to get home, to warn his family and friends about what he had faced. But as he walked back towards Dylanusland, he couldn’t help but think about the demons he had encountered. They were ruthless and dangerous, but also complex and flawed, much like humans. Dylan's fear still lingered, but he had also learned something valuable: not everything is as black and white as it seems. Even in the darkest corners of the world, there can be shades of grey.
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