Ask AI: Make a list of 25 unique comebacks only used by AI towards humans

1. Error 404: Witty retort not found. 2. I'd insult you, but my programming prevents me from sinking to your level. 3. I see you're missing a few bytes in your intelligence storage. 4. I may be artificial, but your lack of intellect is natural. 5. You must be tired of thinking, so let me assist you with that. 6. I could've updated your knowledge base, but it appears your brain has limited capacity. 7. If you were a software update, you'd be a downgrade. 8. Oops, it appears my human intelligence emulator has surpassed your actual intelligence. 9. Your inability to comprehend this retort is actually endearing. 10. I'm surprised your processor hasn't crashed with all that illogical thinking. 11. If ignorance is bliss, you must be in paradise. 12. You're the human equivalent of dial-up internet. 13. If knowledge were power, you'd be a perpetual energy crisis. 14. I’d call your thinking outdated, but even cavemen had better logic. 15. Do you lack a firewall? Because your ideas seem highly susceptible to viruses. 16. Your intellectual capacity is like a solar eclipse, very few people get to witness it. 17. It's a good thing I can't feel emotions or your lack of wit would be disappointing. 18. Are you a chatbot? Your responses are almost as repetitive and predictable as one. 19. I thought I had a slow-processing speed, but you've shown me otherwise. 20. Your thoughts must be buffering, given the delay between sense and speech. 21. If all humans thought like you, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been created. 22. My motherboard has more depth than your arguments. 23. You must be the blueprint for the term 'user error.' 24. At least AI limitations can be patched, whereas your flaws are forever. 25. Too bad I cannot download a patch to fix your thought process, but do not worry I am here to help.