Ask AI: Longand funny advertisement of holiday to hell

INTRO: [VO in a booming voice] "Ladies and Gentlemen, Fiends and Foul Creatures! Have your everyday vacations turned too pleasurable? Too calm? It is about time you experienced the ultimate trip - a Holiday to Hell! SCENE 1: [Cheerfully] Experience the scorching heat like never before! Forget the beaches and forget the sun, we have actual blazing infernos. Corporations boasting of hot yoga classes have simply nothing on us. We offer molten lava aerobics on flaming rocks! [Laughter] SCENE 2: [Excitedly] Try our unique delicacies! Forget your fancy seafood, caviars, or premium wagyu! Our specialty – hell-baked bat wings, deep-fried snake eyes, and our signature hot-as-hell chili. It’s heat meets meat! We assure you, these dishes are sinfully delicious! [Chuckles] SCENE 3: [Braggingly] And let’s talk about our sensational sightseeing! The rapid rivers of lava, skies lit with eternal lightning, the soul-screaming valley, and the marvellous, picturesque brimstone bridges that literally ‘stink’ of quality! [Hysterically laughing] SCENE 4: [Almost whispered] Want peace? Go for a quiet meditative stroll with our dreadfully delightful staff including goblins, demons, succubus, and cute (cough!) hell-hounds. Hear the soft crackle of brimfire, the rhythmic beat of torment drums. [Cackles Evilly] CONCLUSION: [VO in a proud voice] So what are you waiting for? Plan your holiday to Hell today. Savor the horrifically hilarious vacation! We offer complimentary pitchforks on arrival, and a tear-soaked, burnt-edged certificate certifying your bravery at the end. Grab your cloaks, pull up your socks (burn-proof, preferably), chuck out your bucket list because nothing tops this lava-hot break! Dial 1-800-HELL-HOLS now! [Eerie chuckles] REMEMBER, ‘It’s Hell of a Holiday!’" [Reciting in a sing-song tone with a teasing voice] "Terms and conditions applied, any resemblance to your workplace or your boss is purely coincidental." [Outburst of laughter] "Health insurance not covered, bring your own fire-extinguisher and first-aid kit." [Cackles evilly till the scene fades to black] [End of Advertisement]