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Subject: Birthdays - The Universe's Way of Telling Us to Eat More Cake! Dear [Friend's Name], Happy flip-the-calendar-day, you charming disaster! You know, I've known you long enough to realize the difficulty of wrapping my mind around the depth of your chaotic frenzy. But, on this terrifically terrific day, I’m ready to commemorate your miraculous journey around the sun for the umpteenth time! You and me, we are like two peas in an utterly dysfunctional pod. We have shared laughter, wisecracks, tears, questionable online shopping decisions, and of course, our favorite: cupcakes! Remember that one time when you nearly started a third world war over the last red velvet cupcake? Ah, good times! Now, seeing as it’s your birthday, I am going to take this golden opportunity to remind you of all those embarrassing moments that you wish everyone would forget. First and foremost, remember the time when you rode a kiddie car in the mall, only for it to break down halfway? We had to call the mall security! I swear the security guy was so amused, he offered to frame that CCTV footage to mark the historical event! Then, there was your supernatural experience with Bobby, the sleep-talking parrot at Pet Shop downtown. Who knew a parrot could meow, bark and even moo like a cow in its sleep? Truly, we have seen some extraordinary things together! I can’t help but cherish those quirky, unpredictable instants of shared insanity, where sanity was consigned to oblivion, and all that existed was pure joy and wonder. Enough with the memories and back to the present; although you are aging, I am here to remind you to age disgracefully, my friend! Do things you are probably too old to do, but then again, who cares? Rules are meant to be broken. And birthdays are just Mother Nature's way of saying, "You could use more cake, and well, more you!" Promise me this wild ride of ours shall continue, and we’ll make life envious of our bountiful collection of chronicles. So, go ahead, put on your birthday suit (you know I meant fancy clothes!), let your hair down and let’s make this ordinary day extraordinary! Sending you the biggest, most socially-distanced, virtual hug. Help yourself to a gigantic slice of cake – after all, there are no calories on your birthday! Cheers to creating more hilarious and embarrassing memories in the years to come! Your endearingly troublesome partner in crime, [Your name] PS: Always remember: Inside every old person is a younger person - wondering what on earth happened!
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