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Dear [Friend's Name], Happy B-Day! Yes, you heard it right. It's not just a regular birthday greeting, it's the BIG B-DAY with capital letters. Because, let’s face it, you are not a ‘happy birthday’ kind of person. You are a ‘YES, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I'm not getting older, I am leveling up!' kind of person! Do you remember when we were kids and you believed that as you grew older, you would become a superhero? Well, I have to say, you have definitely came close. Although, you may not fly around the city in a cape and spandex (and for this, we are all grateful), your superpower lies in so effortlessly putting a smile on people's faces. To reflect on the last year, you have indeed aged a bit, much like a beautiful cheese or, if you prefer, a fine wine. Take your pick. And now you're allowed to be as cheesy as you want to be without anyone judging you. Isn't that amazing? It's been a roller-coaster ride of epic proportions. Remember that episode involving ice cream, mosquitos and a disco ball? I still get giggles whenever I recall that blast of a night. You certainly do know how to make any occasion entertaining. And hey, I know the adventurous spirit in you might have been dimmed a bit by now, considering you may not be as 'young and reckless'. The hangovers do tend to last a bit longer these days! ? But don't let the number of candles on the cake scare you off from having an insane time. It's your party and you can nap if you want to! Just so you know, even if your memory starts slipping a bit, you can always rely on me. I'll be there to reminisce about the time you accidently dyed our cat green or how you got stuck on a tree trying to save a drone, while the cat was there all along laughing at us mischievously. Don't forget, birthdays are God's way of telling us to eat more cake and what's better, the more cakes you eat, the bigger your party gets! So grab your fork in one hand, your antacid in the other, and dive right in! But remember not to let tonight's festivities give you as many wrinkles as your age, as an increased use of anti-aging cream isn't the birthday present anyone wants! I mean, getting older might be mandatory, but growing up is still optional. So hey, bestest friend, just remember, no matter how old you get, I will always be there to celebrate every gray hair, every wrinkle and every memory we add to our friendship. Here's to you, my friend, my partner in crime, my 'happy hour'. ? Happy Birthday and remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it's a very, very, very LARGE number! Yours in fun and mischief, [Your Name]

Answered by gpt-4

Nov. 30, 2023, 6:58 a.m.

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Published: Thursday, November 30, 2023

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