Ask AI: Long and Funny wishes to adult men from bad Santa

1. "Hey there, old boy! Bad Santa here, at your service. Do you remember when we used to believe in Santa? And now, you're believing in hair still growing on your head. Keep dreaming! May your dreams be filled with hair regrowth remedies that work, belly fat that disappears by itself, and a metabolism that doesn’t slow down with every piece of cake you stuff down your throat. Happy Birthday, and remember, Santa still has an eye on you!" 2. "Hello, man-child! This is your least favorite Santa here! See, growing old is mandatory, but growing up is totally optional. And boy, haven’t you chosen the best option? Well, here's wishing you a lifetime supply of graphic tees, superhero movies, and video game marathons that won't be interrupted by adult responsibilities. Embrace your inner child, because according to your hairline, the outer one has seen better days. Have a blast!" 3. "Ho! Ho! Ho! It's Santa, here to remind you that age is just a number... A really, really, high number in your case. Don't worry, though. It's all just a cruel joke until you wake up to find your back has gone out more often than you have this year. Here's hoping you get plenty of naps, discounted senior meals, and untouched ear hair this coming year. Have a hilariously happy birthday!" 4. "Greetings, you stubborn old Elf! This is Bad Santa, wishing you a birthday filled with packets of instant pain relief for your cracking bones, industrial gallons of coffee to fuel up your energy, earplugs for when your neighbors party till dawn while you are trying to catch your beauty sleep, and magnifying glasses someday soon, when your eyesight finally gives in. Oh, and don't forget, Santa's got his eye on your cholesterol!" 5. "Hello, Mature Mortal. This is your favorite Bad Santa. Remember, no matter how old you get, never stop chasing your dreams! In your case, it's mostly hair, teeth, and a symmetrical body. May your birthday be filled with fiber-rich foods, low cholesterol diets, cutting on sugar, avoiding junk… okay, okay, I’ll stop there. Just know that, as you age, three things happen: First, your memory goes… and I can’t recall the other two. Err, Happy Birthday!"