Ask AI: Long and funny christmas wishes to friend

1. Dear friend, may your Christmas be full of laughter, fun, and plenty of ugly sweaters! May your eggnog be spiked extra strong and your Christmas cookies always be just a tad bit burnt just like last year, reminding us that everything perfect isn't fun. Merry Christmas! 2. My dear friend, this Christmas, may your belly be full with Christmas treats, your Christmas tree be fuller with presents and your heart be the fullest with joy. And if none of those work out, let's just hope our internet connections remain strong for video calls! 3. Merry Christmas from one "affected" friend to another. Let's hope our decision-making skills in the New Year are as great as our skills to create a massive bill on all these gifts. 4. Dear buddy, all I want for you this Christmas is a fat bank account and a slim waistline. And don't get them mixed up like last year! 5. Here's to a friend who tolerates my bad jokes all through the year and laughs at them at Christmas because of the Christmas spirit (or the spiked punch!). Merry Christmas, friend. 6. Considering it's the thought that counts, I want you to know I absolutely thought of getting you a great Christmas gift. And then I thought again. Merry Christmas, buddy! 7. Merry Christmas to a friend who knows me like no other. May you always find time to laugh during this busy season, even if it's just at your own Christmas tree decorating skills! 8. My dear friend, as we jingle all the way down to rolling another year, remember this: Calories consumed during holidays don't count. So let’s munch on as many gingerbreads and guzzle as much eggnog while we wrap ourselves in Christmas lights and sing off keys to carols, celebrating the warmth of togetherness in the freezing cold of December. Merry Christmas!