Ask AI: Long and funny birthday wishes for friend

Happy Birthday! 1. “Dear friend, on your birthday, we are all gathered here to celebrate every wrinkle, every gray hair, and every misplaced pound of yours. To another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people, and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday!” 2. “On your birthday, remember: age is only a number. Just like Earth is only a planet and death is only, well … inevitable! Hope your day is as amazing as the number of candles on your cake! Happy Birthday, old buddy!" 3. “Happy birthday, buddy! On this day, may you be blessed with every candy the dentist told you not to have. May only the good calories stalk your waistline and may your liver withstand all the tequila we’re about to consume. We will age disgracefully!” 4. “Happiest of Birthdays! Let’s step this up a notch for your birthday. And by step it up, I mean let’s go to a 24-hour buffet and a petting zoo! Why grow older gracefully when you can have some real fun?” 5. “Happy Birthday! I’ve known you for as long as you've been using the phrase -- 'I’m not old, I’m vintage.' Now, let's celebrate your 'vintage' day with an 'antique' cake and a degustation of your 'classic' years!” 6. “Who needs super-heroes and celebrities, I've got my best friend – a slightly less richer version of Tony Stark. Happy birthday, Iron Man in the making!” Remember, a little humor keeps the friendship alive and thriving. Happy drafting!