In the dark, damp alley between two derelict buildings, two vampires—Izuku Midoriya and Momo Yaoyorozu—were about to drink each other dry. The sticky, crimson liquid spilled between their lips, spil

Title: Bloodontics: The Bizzare and Bulging Battle In the heart of twilight Tokyo stood two peculiar vampires, Izuku Midoriya, also known as Deku, and Momo Yaoyorozu known commonly as Creati, attending U.A High School by day while hiding a dark secret by night. With every drop of blood they consumed, one stange side effect occurred - their butts expanded! Yet, this wasn't the worst part of their peculiar plight. Shigaraki, Deku's estranged brother who wielded a dark power, became aware of their absurd affliction and sought to use it to his advantage to wreak chaos everywhere. The two heroes vowed to stop Shigaraki, even if it meant battling with their enormity. As the nights grew longer, their butts continued to grow larger, much to their chagrin and their fighting became increasingly challenging. Still, they knew they had to keep their city safe from Shigaraki's chaotic intent. Thankfully, they had their vampire powers on their side - increased strength and speed, heightened senses, and an irresistible charm. Using their unique condition as a weapon, Deku and Creati unleashed a series of attacks using their enlarged derrieres as a shied, launching Shigaraki into yielding objects and barricading his path. However, this didn't seem to slow him down. His taunts echoed through the night, underestimating the power of the vampire duo. Despite their awkward appearances and the laughter provoked by their comic relief, Deku and Creati remained undeterred. In fact, Creati managed to create a distraction by reflecting light off her expanded butt, blinding Shigaraki momentarily allowing Deku to swoop in for a sneak attack. Their fight was fraught with action and determination, making it evident their brotherly feud had escalated far beyond sibling rivalry. In a final standoff, Deku and Creati implemented a plan to reverse their strange fate and deplete Shigaraki's power. Using Creati's quirk to generate a serum from her body that could counteract the odd effects of their vampiric thirst and dilute Shigaraki's power, they managed to shoot it into Shigaraki. Taken aback, Shigaraki stumbled, and their butts began to shrink back to their normal sizes. The pair, relieved of their eccentric enlargements, took this opportunity to fight Shigaraki head-on and proved to be a formidable force. In the end, Deku and Creati triumphed not only over their unhinged brother but also over their unusual physical condition. Albeit the path they walked was strange, they returned to their normal lives and, more importantly, their hero careers, with newfound respect for their strength and a humorous story to revisit during lonely Tokyo nights.