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Jonathan clutched the crumpled bill his 22-year-old mom had given him, feeling a swell of pride in his chest. Being allowed out alone for the first time was proof that he'd truly earned his independence. He walked briskly, his sneakers lightly tapping the pavement. He was supposed to buy milk from the corner store, but the day's wonders kept distracting him. Suddenly, while passing an old oak tree at the edge of the park, Jonathan's gaze fell upon something unexpected. A pair of sandals—pink, skimpy, and adorned with tiny bows—lay discarded on the grass. They looked outrageously girly. Jonathan scrunched up his nose in disgust, planning to give them a wide berth. "Eww, those are so gross," he muttered to himself, reverting to a wide path around the sandals. But before he could veer off, Jonathan's foot hit an uneven section of the sidewalk. His sneaker flew off and his socks skidded across the grass. Tumbling forward, he somehow found himself sliding into the glittery pink sandals. Instantly, his world changed. His clothes evaporated into thin air, leaving him in utter shock. "No! What’s happening?" he cried out, watching in terror as his small feet aged rapidly, the skin cracking and perfectly matching the sandals’ style. Vibrant pink toenail polish, a glamourous shade that reminded him slightly of jelly beans, appeared on his toes. "No, get them off! I don't wanna be a girl! My feet look like Mommy's now!" Jonathan screamed, his voice a mix of panic and confusion. The transformation spread further. His legs lengthened and slimmed, his arms grew delicate, and his small frame morphed into something undeniably feminine. His head spun as his short hair grew out, softening into long platinum blonde tresses, cascading past his shoulders. Even his voice changed, becoming that of an American woman. A skintight pink clubbing outfit materialized on his body. It was tacky and revealing, the top glittering with sequins and the miniskirt just barely covering what it needed to. Accessories formed: hoop earrings, a sparkly choker, and bangles. A small purse with a strap appeared on his shoulder, bulging with feminine items. The contents included everything a bimbo might need for a night out: lip gloss, compact mirror, hairbrush, breath mints, glittery body spray, mascara, and a smartphone covered in pink rhinestones. There were items she’d never imagine needing, from condoms to spare high heels. The most baffling item was a small bottle labeled “bimbo juice.” The purse attached a tag denoting the new identity: Bella Sunny, age 24, born November 9th, 1998, standing at 5'7" and weighing 120 pounds. Her luscious platinum blonde hair framed her now striking blue eyes. Bella was infamous for once saying, "Like, uh, math is totally for nerds or something!" and once tried to use whipped cream as a moisturizer because it felt "soft and fluffy." Jonathan, with a confused and glazed look over his sparkling eyes, blinked. “Mommy, I'm gon—gon ah gun! Scary! Pew pew! Police!” she cried out, the words tumbling out nonsensically. Suddenly, Bella giggled, feeling a burst of excitement. “Oh yeah, like, going to the club and getting ready to see some cute guys,” she said, the words running together, dancing off her tongue in a bimbo dialect. She stumbled upon a mirror and adored her reflection. “I look so cute! I can't wait to find a big strong man to, like, hold me tight and, uh, do bimbo stuff,” she squealed, pulling out a lipstick from her purse and applying it to complete her look. “Like, my body is so smart because it’s, like, pretty and stuff!” Bella thought out loud, oblivious to the nonsensical nature of her statement. Bella arrived at the club, eyes flitting to a fire extinguisher. She confidently picked it up, thinking it was a machine that sprayed out party glitter. “This will, like, totally make everyone sparkle!” she said, aiming it at the dance floor, ready to create the mess—and show—of a lifetime. And with that, Bella's new life began under the dim, flashing lights of the club, a testament to the fantastical and bewildering journey she had just unwillingly embarked upon.