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The English public reacts to the news that they are not humans, and the US tweets suggesting they get some bananas.

How The English People Reacted To US Announcement

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Question: the reaction of the English public to the following events in events through 20 tweets in twitter if : Scientists discovered the English people are the direct descendants of Monkeys and they are not humans. and then the US tweeted saying "Some one get the UK a 1000 tones of Bannanas ,they will need it".

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1. "Wait, what? Scientists are saying the English people are descended from monkeys?! No way!" 2. "How could this be?! Scientists must be wrong! We're humans!" 3. "So the English people are supposed to be descended from monkeys? I don't believe it!" 4. "This is outrageous! What kind of scientific study made this claim?" 5. "Absolutely mad! I refuse to believe this is true!" 6. "Ah, now we know why were so good at climbing trees! #MonkeyDescendants" 7. "We may have monkey ancestors, but we're still humans!" 8. "What a ridiculous notion! This must be some kind of hoax!" 9. "The US trolling us with all that banana talk - classic!" 10. "Can you believe the US just tweeted about sending us 1000 tons of bananas? #SillyAmericans" 11. "So the US think we need a shipment of bananas because we might be descended from monkeys? Ha!" 12. "What a ridiculous joke - and for the record, we don't need any bananas!" 13. "I guess the US has jokes about us being descended from monkeys! Outrageous!" 14. "Don't they know we're more than capable of getting our own bananas here in England? #notmonkeys" 15. "Well, I'm here to tell you that the English people are NOT descended from monkeys!" 16. "Scientists got it wrong this time! We are humans, not monkeys!" 17. "#NotMonkeys We are English, and proud of it!" 18. "We don't need any bananas from the US - we can get our own!" 19. "I'm determined to prove that the English are not descended from monkeys!" 20. "The US offer of bananas is hilarious, but the truth is that we are humans! #NotMonkeys"

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Jan. 8, 2023, 1:36 a.m.

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Published: Sunday, January 8, 2023

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