Headless Teenager Complaining About Being a Disembodied Head

Once upon a time in the small town of New Haven, there was an unusually sparkling morning. Amongst the residents, a teenage girl named Samantha woke up to start her day. One detail, however, set this morning apart: Samantha found her head detached from her body, resting comfortably on the pillow next to her. "Oh no, not again!" Samantha sighed, gazing at her body with wide, startled eyes. "This is nuts! I didn't roll off the bed. I rolled off my body!" As Samantha's body rose from the bed, commenced its daily rituals, her head lay there on the pillow in dismay. "At least grab my glasses, you clutz!" She yelled as her body wobbled around the room, knocking over a cup in the process. Her body complied, placing her glasses on her nose. Samantha groaned, "Alright, alright! Let's get this show on the road. Try to reattach me again". Her body stooped down, reached for her head and painstakingly attempted to put it back on. Alas, every time it tried, the head detached again and ended up rolling around on the floor. Samantha exclaimed, "Just forget it! We're going to be late for school. Grab my scarf and let's go." And so, they carried on, body with glasses and scarf around its neck, head carefully stashed in a bag, as if it was just another ordinary day in Samantha's life. To everyone else, it seemed like Samantha was using a strange new accessory. She spent the day, tutoring her body how to maneuver in the school corridors, guiding it for the notes taking and to feed her a sandwich at lunchtime. By the end of the day, Samantha had recounted her predicament to her best friend, James. He listened in awe, gasping at appropriate times, and then burst into fits of laughter. "You're having a real out-of-body experience, aren't you?" Samantha rolled her eyes, "Funny, James, real funny! Any helpful advice?" "Uh...have you tried turning yourself off and on again?" he joked. Back home, Samantha laid her head on the pillow again. It had been a strange, exhausting day, and she wondered what new troubles tomorrow would bring. That night, she fell asleep pondering upon her unusual predicament. The next morning, Samantha woke up only to find herself back to normal, with her head attached herself back to her body and Samantha finnaly able to enjoy her morning in peace. Samantha looked to the mirror, grinned widely, and said, "I suppose this, too, shall pass!"