Ask AI: Funny long birthday letter for friend

Dear [Friend's Name], Congratulations! After 365 days filled with hope, laughter, maybe a sprinkle of havoc, and 525,600 minutes of pure personal evolution, you’ve completed another eventful trip around the sun! How can I convey the depth of our friendship, the heights of your noteworthy accomplishments, and the "breadth and width" of the fun we’ve shared, all within a single birthday letter? Trust me, my friend, that's harder than choosing the right type of bread at a fancy restaurant (why on earth would they have 12 types of bread anyway?). But for you, I’ll give it a shot! The one thing that social media and birthday notifications fail to remind us of is the privilege, the true privilege, of growing older. Or should I say, the privilege of growing finer, like a classic wine or George Clooney's salt and pepper look? And on this exceptional day, we celebrate you, my friend, who ages like vintage wine. Don't worry, you're still sweet as ever, no matter how many candles appear on your cake. Throughout the past year, you have been a superhero in civilian clothes. You’ve been brave when it mattered, kind when it wasn’t warranted, and funny when I needed a laugh the most. And then, there are those times when you were totally free to choose any role, and you decided to be my friend. So, really, who needs Wonder Woman or Superman, while I have you? Remember when you thought you had a bad hair day, but it turned out to be the new trend? Or that time when we mistakenly entered that advanced yoga class, and you pulled off a matrix move? Pure Comedy Gold! Then there’s the tale of a mysterious leftover, an unlabelled tupperware, and your fridge. It was a horror-comedy crossover, where you played the lead and showed immense bravery. Every year, you gracefully tackle new challenges that life throws at you, like a pro juggler at a circus, casually adding more things to the sequence of "up in the air," making the show imperceptibly more remarkable. And while we're at the circus metaphor, don't worry about the clowns - they're just a part of life making it more colourful and unpredictable! Remember that every wrinkle is a momento of laughter shared, lessons learned, battles won and a life well lived. Don't fear them; cherish them. So, here I am wishing you a Happy Birthday, my friend. Remember to keep exploring, learning, and adding stories to your life book. May you always find a way to turn obstacles into opportunities, spin sadness into laughter, and transform daily nuances into joyful escapades. And if there's ever a moment you forget your magic, call me, because everyone needs a friend to remind them they were born to sparkle – and you were born to bedazzle! Forever your partner in crime, [Your Name]