Ask AI: Funny and long advertisement of trip to hell

Voice Over: Cue dramatic music, swirling red lights, flashes of heat… “Did life give you lemons? Don’t make lemonade, because we’ve got some spicy chili peppers coming up for you. Welcome to the hottest destination of eternity – Hell! Yes, you heard it right! The underbelly of the universe where the partying never stops! The temperature’s always sunny side up at a comfortable lava degree Celsius; perfect for your souls that thrive on adrenaline and adventure! With us, your vacation starts from the exciting ride down! Free fall through the abyss for a good half an eternity, while savoring the thrilling spectacle of forgotten realms flashing past you. Don’t worry about watching your diet here. Our all-you-can-eat menu includes exotic specialties that have been boiling in the pot for centuries, all served with a sizzling side of out-of-this-world drama. Fancy some site-seeing? Take a majestic tour of the Lake of Fire. Don't forget to dip your toes in, boots not included. And, remember it’s a “B.Y.O.B.” event, Bring Your Own Boiler-suit! At night, enjoy the mesmerizing sight of volcanic fireworks, and rock out at our eternally blazing bonfire parties! Wake up to the sweet whispers of banshees and end the day with soothing serenades by the legendary Cerberus. Forget about sunsets here; we have the best lava-lit skies that stretch endlessly into the void. Whether you're into water rafting or fire rafting, we've got you covered. In Hell, our motto is, "Work hard, party harder!" Have unforgettable networking events with the underworld’s biggest personalities. It’s the perfect place to make contacts – literally. And what would a party be without a bit of dancing? Our famed discotheque, "Satan's Salsa," with the Demon DJ on deck is the perfect place for putting those flamenco lessons to use. Worried about accommodation? Fear not! We've got the best brimstone condos, lava pools included in each suite, and heat resistant beds for your comfort. Forget the concierge; our demon service is at your beck and call, offering impeccable service that just might make you scream…with delight! So why wait for unpleasant surprises in life when you can plan ahead for an eternity of fun? Reserve your spot in Hell today! Prices so unbelievable, you’d have to be a sinner not to grab the deals. Remember – a holiday in Hell is never a farewell, because once you check in, you never check out! Hell Tours - Always unconditionally overbooked, but there’s always room for one more. Visit helltours.eternity to book your trip.” Disclaimer: The term 'fun' is subjective and may vary greatly from person to person. Terror and lifetime nightmares guaranteed. Not recommended for the faint-hearted.