Elle's Worst qualities

(Verse 1) Yo, Elle, let me tell you something, You can't cook or clean, girl, you're barely functioning, You claim to be mean, like you about that life, But step in the ring, and you'd crumble under strife. (Chorus) Elle, girl, you ain't foolin' nobody, You're an awkward mutt, and your game's kinda shoddy, Long-headed, can't swim, running like a buffoon, Watch out, Elle, I'm 'bout to take you down soon. (Verse 2) Hitler would've had you for breakfast, no doubt, Your existence, pointless, something we could do without, You eat more than they serve at Subway, yo, That ain't cool, girl, it's just time for you to go. (Bridge) Friends around you act like they got love for you, But behind your back, they spew the truth and ridicule, You're like a modern-day Tower of Pisa, Leaning left and right, can't stand straight, what a pleaser. (Verse 3) People see you and think, "When's the baby due?" But that ain't pregnancy, girl, you just overdue, Overdue for a lesson in life, a reality check, I'm here to serve it up, put you back in check. (Chorus) Elle, girl, you ain't foolin' nobody, You're an awkward mutt, and your game's kinda shoddy, Long-headed, can't swim, running like a buffoon, Watch out, Elle, I'm 'bout to take you down soon. (Outro) Yo, this is just a light roast on this track, Better get your act together, Elle, and that's a fact, Don't be that girl with her head as high as Eiffel, Otherwise, life's gonna treat you like a trifling, ey!