Ask AI: Compose a tragic comedy about newman and george lewis Costanza from the tv show seinfeld

Act One Scene One: George and Newman are at a party in a large apartment. George is looking a bit miserable and Newman is trying to cheer him up. Newman: Hey George, why the long face? George: Well, I'm only here because my parents think I should socialize. I'm really not in the mood for this. Newman: Hey, come on, cheer up! Look at it this way - the worst that can happen is that you'll make an ass of yourself. (Newman laughs) George: (sighs) Yeah, I guess you're right. Scene Two: George has made a fool of himself in front of the entire party. He tries to make a quick exit, but Newman puts his arm on his shoulder and stops him. Newman: Where do you think you're going? You can't just run away from this. George: Newman, I'm not in the mood to be here anymore. I need to leave. Newman: No, you can't. You need to stay and face the music. That's how you learn these things. George: But I just want this to be over. Newman: George, the only way to get through this is to stay here and accept what happened. I know it's tough, but I'm with you. Scene Three: George has reluctantly agreed to stay, but he's not in a good mood. Newman tries to cheer him up by playing a game of trivia. Newman: OK, I've got one for you - what was the name of the restaurant that Kramer opened in the show? George: (sighs) The "Pigman". Newman: (smiles) Yes! See, you know more about Seinfeld than you think. George: (smiles) Yeah, I guess so. Scene Four: George and Newman have become fast friends and have decided to become roommates. They are both excited about their new living arrangement. Newman: (smiles) This is gonna be great! I can't wait to move in. George: (smiles) Me too! This is gonna be so much fun. Newman: