Come up with a funny joke that says you must've forgot to treat others how you want to be treated so it's ok when you do it and it's problem when i do it? What about birds of a feather flock togethe

Here's a funny joke: "Why is it that when you forget to treat others how you want to be treated, it's okay, but when I do it, I'm suddenly the bad guy? Oh, right, because you must have forgotten the golden rule: 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you' - not 'Do unto others, then act surprised when they do it back to you!' And don't forget, birds of a feather may flock together, but if those feathers are ruffled, things can get pretty plucked up!"