Ask AI: Christmas long funny wishes to best friend

Dear Best Friend, In the spirit of this vibrant and jolly season, I couldn't resist sending you a wish, well several, actually - gift-wrapped in a layer of humor. 1) I wish for you to finally emerge as the victor in the perennial battle we have against fruitcake. May you conquer, not choke, this year. 2) I hope Santa visits you this year and gift wraps your sense of humor into something a bit more sensitive. But until then, may you continue to laugh out loud at your own jokes. 3) I wish that the calories in the holiday meals we share somehow evaporate in the face of our loud laughter and sparkling wit. 4) I also pray that the Christmas tree at your place doesn't turn out to be a fire hazard this year due to the weight of all your presents. 5) Remember how we used to believe that Santa would slip down our chimney? I wish, this year, those stubborn love handles allow him a safe landing, lest we wake up to find Santa stuck, rear-up in the fireplace. Just like all other years, my friend, let's celebrate Christmas with our heart and belly both full - our hearts with love and gratitude, our belly with good food, hopefully not burnt, like the last time when you attempted Christmas dinner. Here’s to yet another Christmas, full of fun memories, bad singing, ugly sweaters, and yet another year of incessantly making fun of each other. May this season be filled with joy, laughter, and weird Christmas carols sung out of tune. And I hope at least one of your Christmas lights work this year! Merry Christmas, Best Friend! I wish you peace, love, and an unending supply of great wine. Or mead, you caveman, whatever you prefer. Let’s keep the tradition of funny misadventures alive. Your Best and Often Amused Friend.