Ask AI: Christmas long funny wishes for best friend

Dear Best Friend, Wishing you a Christmas that's merrier than your brightest visions and filled with magic and surprise! Remember, calories in Christmas cookies don't count, so better help Santa and eat up those cookies and drink that milk! Wishing you lots of extra cream and sugar in your Christmas coffee this year. You know, it's the season to enjoy the little delights. On this extraordinary day, may your beard grow thicker than Santa's so that you look more attractive than ever! Have a laughter-filled and super crazy Christmas! This Christmas, may your family be functional and all your batteries be included. And may all your ugly sweaters from last year’s party be replaced by trendy Christmas jumpers. May your stuffing be tasty and potatoes and gravy lack no lumps. May your yuletide logs burn brightly giving you warm and strong bear hugs. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, we'll move on to the red! Wishing you plenty of joy, happiness, and booze, spread over the Christmas cheer! Have the best Christmas, the first in best dressed, and may you be totally overfed with plenty of treats and absolutely overwhelming arrays of sweets! My wish for you for Christmas is that you continue to be your hilarious self and never change, because that's exactly why you're my favorite person in the world (don't tell anyone, especially Santa!). Wishing you a holiday wrapped in love and laughter, topped with gifts of joy, happiness, and all the chocolate you can eat. Have the jolliest of Christmases this year! Your laughter is better than any Christmas song (and way more fun to sing along to!). Cheers to another year of me being graced by your lovable madness! Love always, [Your Name]