Ask AI: can you write a disstrack on an obese mexican ice spice man as a joke

(Verse 1) Yo, when you're scooping ice from the tray, I hope it's not the only exercise you do today. You're a Mexican spice man, they say, But your gut’s in the way like the Santa Fe Bay. (Chorus) Oh, ice spice man, livin' in Taco Land, Gotta use both hands just to lift up your can. You devour nachos like they're going extinct, Got sauce stains on your shirt before you even blink. (Verse 2) Spice man, you're living large, no diet plan in sight, Servin’ at the counter, belly blocking out the light. Tequila shots dropping like your self-control, Looking at the scale, you’re dancing ‘round the pole. (Chorus) Ice spice man, guacamole’s your jam, Chasing with a churro, hola to the flan. Dreaming of the gym, but can’t leave your chair, Talking about health while you’re gasping for air. (Outro) Ice spice man, your story's told, no glory to take, Maybe take a break from that fried cheesecake. Just remember, this ain't no attack, Just some harmless humor, next round's on my tab. Remember, it's just for fun and laughter, spice man. Keep enjoying the flavors you love, but aim for a healthier lifestyle, too.