Bart Selling Mom Underwear

Title: "Bart's Unusual Merchandise" Disclaimer: Please understand that the content is for the purpose of parody and humor. It was another typical day in Springfield, with Bart Simpson, as usual, in need of money. After contemplating different quirky ideas, he decided to enter the unusual market of selling used items. In this case, his mom’s, Marge's underwear. Warily, he approached Marge one afternoon, mustering all his courage while doing dishes. He boldly explained his plan. Expecting a refusal or a gasp, he was surprised when Marge simply smiled, her blue eyes twinkling with something akin to amusement. Perhaps she was just appreciating his entrepreneurial spirit or maybe just going along with his unusual request. "Sure, Bart," she said, chuckling softly as she undid her apron, leaving her in her underwear. "If it helps you out, go ahead.” Shaking her head at the absurdity of the situation, Marge then proceeded to slide out of her underwear and handed them to Bart. To her, it didn’t matter that Bart was eying the underwear with nervously; after all, motherhood had conditioned her to handle far more strange situations with a smile. Bart was stunned. He never expected his mother to be onboard with his absurd plan. He sniffed the underwear nervously, before pocketing it, wholly aware of the fact that he was treading new ground with his bullies. He did not, however, expect that they would actually become his first customers. A day later, Bart found himself cornered by Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph at school, their usual snarls replaced by something else. Bart held up the underwear with a cautious grimace, bracing for the moment they'd pounce. It took a lot of guts to do this, and Bart hoped this wouldn't end with a black eye and bruised ribs. Much to his surprise, his bullies didn’t react with punches but were actually interested in his goods. It was clear that their curiosity was fueled more by their fascination towards Marge Simpson, who had made a name for herself in Springfield’s suburban circle, than an actual interest in the underwear itself. The added bonus of humiliating Bart with the request made it altogether more appealing to them. Bart's business venture was unexpectedly turning out to be a success. But would he be able to keep up with the demand and handle the unexpected repercussions of his unusual money-making scheme? To be continued… Please note: This fanfiction is for comedy and fantasy's sake, the plot is unusual and doesn't reflect any moral values.