Bart Needs Money, So He Sells His Mom Underwear

Title: "Underpants Undertaking" One sunny afternoon in Springfield, Bart Simpson found himself in a financial fix. His pranks, like most things, needed funding, and his piggy bank was currently belly-up in dire straits. In his desperation, the notorious mischief-maker hatched an audaciously bizarre plan. Dressed in his red-t-shirt and blue shorts, Bart approached his mother, Marge, with an unusual request. "Mom," he began, speaking half-heartedly, with a sheepish grin on his face, "I have this idea. I thought maybe, you know..." He trailed off, unable to verbalize his idea fully. Marge, with a blue beehive curled questioningly, waited for the rest of Bart's sentence. When nothing came, she urged, "You thought, dear?" In her eyes, Bart could see understanding warmed with motherly affection. Swallowing his embarrassment, Bart blurted, "Could I sell some of your underwear?" The words hung heavy in the room, yet there was no judgment or anger in Marge’s eyes. It startled Bart. He expected shock, maybe even disgust, but to his astonishment, Marge burst into a glorious peal of laughter. "Well, that is quite the entrepreneurial spirit!" she exclaimed, still chuckling. Marge, always supportive and perpetually seeing the silver lining in every situation, made her decision promptly. She reached under her green, strapless dress, tugged off her underwear, and handed it to Bart. "Here you go, dear. Try not to let your business bankrupt us!" Bart blinked in disbelief, then took the undergarment gingerly. Marge was not only open to the idea but actively supporting it. But the blithe Simpson mother wasn't quite finished yet. In a playful mood, Marge surprised everyone when she executed a flawless handstand, her legs up in a perfect split. She held herself there, the hem of her dress defying gravity, flared up around her waist. Every family member and neighbor's eyes were wide, their cheeks flushing as giggles filled the air. Even Bart's bullies, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney, were caught off guard, temporarily turning away from their malicious intentions. The sight of Marge's display left them momentarily derailed from their mischief. At the end of the day, everyone had something to share a laugh about - Marge's unexpected acrobatic display, her supportiveness, and Bart's peculiar business venture. The Simpson household once again proved that 'normal' was a word they disregarded gleefully. This comic display embraced the unexpected and the quirky, embodying the spirit that made the Simpsons unforgettable. As for Bart's unusual business venture? Well, that's a story for another day.