Ask AI: Script Writing - Jake and Amir: Cheerios

Write a Jake and Amir script

[Amir walks into the breakroom shirtless covered in milk holding two boxes of opened honey nut cheerios.]
Amir: You guys hear about that tinder swindler dude?
Jake: No, no absolutely not. What are you wearing?

Amir: Oh, this? It's my new line of milk-wear.
Jake: You're shirtless and covered in milk.
Amir: I know. It's the latest thing.
Jake: You're insane.
Amir: You're just jealous because you don't have the guts to try it.
Jake: I don't want to try it because it's stupid.
Amir: Whatever, man. You're just scared. Jake: I am not scared.
Amir: Yes you are. You're scared of new things.
Jake: I am not scared of new things.
Amir: Yes you are. That's why you're still single.
Jake: I am not scared of new things. And I am not single because I'm scared of new things. I'm single because I haven't found the right person yet.
Amir: Whatever you say, man.

Write a funny Jake and Amir script

Amir: I am wearing the classic tuxedo of the gentleman trickster, Jake.
Jake: You look like a homeless person who just woke up in a dumpster.
Amir: I'll take that as a compliment.
Jake: You shouldn't.
Amir: But I will.
Jake: You're an idiot.
Amir: And you're a meanie.
Jake: I am not a meanie.
Amir: Yes you are, you're always making fun of me.
Jake: That's because you're always doing idiotic things.
Amir: Like what?
Jake: Like this! Dressing up like a fool and walking around like you own the place.
Amir: I do own the place.
Jake: What?
Amir: I bought the office last night.
Jake: You what?
Amir: I bought the office. I'm your new boss.
Jake: That's not funny.
Amir: I thought it was.
Jake: Well it's not.
Amir: Fine, I'll give you a raise if you think it's that funny.
Jake: What?
Amir: I'll give you a raise.
Jake: Why would you do that?
Amir: Because I'm your new boss and I can do whatever I want.
Jake: That's not fair.
Amir: Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

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Published: Tuesday, August 9, 2022

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