"Get in the Water: Dylan's Battle with Shin Godzilla"

Prompt: Write a song, called "Get in the Water", about Shin Godzilla (from the 2016 film Shin Godzilla), arriving from the deepest ocean and attempting to kill Dylan the Dylanus (an OC made by a DeviantArt user Dylan613) who is on a boat, threatening to kill his entire family from Dylanusland unless Dylan lets Shin Godzilla kill him (Dylan wants Shin Godzilla to stop the destructions and he also tries to make Shin Godzilla forgive, but to no avail), all the while Dylan avoids Shin Godzilla's laser beams and tail splashing, but at the end of the song, Dylan is pushed down into the ocean by Shin Godzilla's tail. This song is a parody of "Get in the Water" from Jorge Rivera-Herrans' musical project EPIC: The Musical, with Dylan replacing Odysseus and Shin Godzilla (who can talk in this song unlike his original counterpart from the 2016 film) replacing Poseidon in this song (with Emma (Dylan's girlfriend) replacing Odysseus's wife, Dylan's family replacing Odysseus's son in this song, and Dylan's fallen loved ones replacing Polites, Eurylochus, and Anticlea). For Dylan the Dylanus's appearance (even though Dylan is just simply called "Dylan"), he is a 4.9 foot tall, 15 year old boy who has a lean build for his size, tan skin, medium-length brown hair (that reaches his chin, although not covering his face at all), and has green irises. He wears a dark blue hoodie, a lighter blue t-shirt underneath, and cyan wear jeans. He also has white socks underneath his black tennis shoes, which have an x-shaped gray marking on each of his shoes' tongue. For Dylan's personality, he is a kind, considerate, smart, and understanding character, who is a love interest to Emma (his affectionate and understanding girlfriend) and is playful around his smarter, slightly older brother Black. Despite his small frame and being a teen, he goes in the way to protect his homeland (Dylanusland, a tropical, subtropical, and temperate island country in the Pacific Ocean on Earth) against various villains and monsters (always successful, even if some are more difficult than others). Despite these traits, he does have some flaws, such as his intolerance to swearing (which aren't present in his homeland, and he gets offended by swear words and he never swears at all, not saying them even one time, and not saying even the mildest swear words. He is also quite weak without superpowers (which he actually does not have and only obtains them when using special devices), and has fear of vampires and demons alike since he views them as nothing more than pure evil monsters. For Shin Godzilla's appearance, his form is reminiscent of the original 1954 Godzilla design, with a rounded head with small beady eyes and black, scarred and bumpy skin. This form's dorsal plates are black in color and large, and also possess red scales on them reminiscent of keloid scars. Godzilla's mouth lacks a tongue and is full of crooked and incredibly large teeth, some of which are growing from the flesh outside of his mouth. When Godzilla fires his atomic breath, his upper jaw unhinges from his lower jaw, which splits open. The eyes are small compared to the previous forms, and appear sunken into their sockets, with no eyelids surrounding them. In place of eyelids, he has silvery nictitating membranes, called anti-flash defensive membranes, that cover its eyes and protect them from harm. The arms are developed, but are very small and do not extend far beyond Godzilla's chest, which bears a prominent, axe-shaped pointed sternum. The legs are larger and more muscular, while Godzilla's feet bear numerous small vestigial toe claws growing from their tops and sides in addition to five main digits. Godzilla's flesh is covered in reddish scars and lesions that sometimes emit a reddish glow, which changes to purple when Godzilla charges his atomic breath. Godzilla's tail is very long, and has small spike-like dorsal plates running along its length. The tip of Godzilla's tail is red and bloody and covered in twisted mangled bones, which form a skeletal spare head at the end. For Shin Godzilla's personality, he is somewhat passive and seemingly unaware of humanity at first, only causing destruction due to the cumbersome and clumsy nature of his earlier forms, then later as a result of his final form's size as he walks through Tokyo. Godzilla does not retaliate against the JSDF when they attack him and seems to barely notice their assault. However, when American B-2 Stealth Bombers drop bunker-buster bombs onto his back and actually injure him, Godzilla becomes enraged and immediately retaliates with his atomic breath, not only destroying the attacking forces but obliterating a huge part of Tokyo at the same time. When Godzilla is assaulted at the film's climax, he retaliates against the humans using his atomic breath and various beam attacks. Here is the lyrics (Get in the Water) that this song is a parody of (however, this song should be modified to fit the story and setting of this song): [POSEIDON, spoken] There you are, coward. [POSEIDON] I've been waiting for this moment For the perfect time to strike When your home's so close and you've reached your coast That's when our paths collide I've got a reputation I've got a name to uphold So I can't go letting you walk Or else the world forgets I'm cold Now get in the water Get in the water Or I'll raise the tide so high, all of Ithaca will die Get in the water [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Wait. [POSEIDON] Get in the water [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Stop this. [ODYSSEUS] Please [POSEIDON] I'll make tidal waves so profound Both your wife and your son will drown [ODYSSEUS, spoken] No! [POSEIDON, POSEIDON & ENSEMBLE] Get in the water Get in the water Don't mistake my threats for bluff You have lived more than enough Get in the water Get in the water I'll take your son and gouge his eyes That is, unless you choose to die Get in the water [ODYSSEUS] Aren't you tired, Poseidon? It's been ten years, how long will this go? We're both hurting from losses So why not leave this here and just go home? [POSEIDON, spoken] I can't [ODYSSEUS] Maybe you could learn to forgive [POSEIDON, spoken] No. [POSEIDON] Ruthlessness is Mercy upon Ourselves [POSEIDON, spoken] Die!!! [SPIRITS OF POLITES, EURYLOCHUS, ANTICLEA, ALL] You can relax, my friend I can tell you're getting nervous Look at all we've lost and all we've learned I'll stay in your heart Oh, woah, Odysseus Waiting, waiting, waiting, ah