Week of Unusual Engagements: Adventures with Mom

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A humorous story of a week filled with unusual engagements with Cody's mom: from gamers renting her body for "awareness purposes" to mailmen admiring her stamp collection and the jock signing up for a personal training session turned anatomy lesson. Cody's exasperation grows as even the nerdy neighbor seeks her help with biology, and the neighborhood dads discuss "neighborhood watch strategies." The unexpected call about a referral gone well leaves Cody questioning his own sanity, but at least t

**Monday: The Gamer Geek**

"So, Max, ready for another round of 'Warfare Warriors'?" I asked, settling down on my worn-out couch.

But he wasn’t paying attention to the game. His eyes were glued to my mom, who was making a smoothie in the kitchen, as usual, in her tight yoga pants and snug top.

"Dude, I can't concentrate with your mom... around," Max said, red creeping up his neck.

I sighed. "Just try. She’s always around. It's been like this for years."

He turned to me with a sheepish look. "Actually, Cody... I have a favor to ask."

"Yeah?"

"I, uhm... sort of rented time in her body for later today."

I nearly choked on my soda. "WHAT?"

"She's got a week-long special! Half off! And I have some... experience points I need to, uh, level up on, if you know what I mean."

I threw a pillow at his face. "Man, you're disgusting."

At that moment, mom sashayed over and smiled, tossing her hair back like a movie star. "Hey boys! Cody, I’m just lending out my body for... awareness and therapeutic purposes."

Max's face was a mixture of awe and terror. "Y-yeah... therapeutic."

I muttered, "If by 'therapeutic', you mean making everyone's daydreams come true."

Mom winked at us both. "See you later, Max!"

**Tuesday: Mr. Johnson, the Mailman**

I opened the door and found Mr. Johnson, our middle-aged, slightly overweight mailman, standing there, shifting awkwardly.

"Hey Cody," he said, scratching his head. "Is your mom around?"

"Y-you too?" I stammered. It seemed everyone in the neighborhood wanted a piece of the MILF pie.

"She advertised a 'Senior Citizens Discount' in the local paper."

Of course she did. "Uh, mom! Mr. Johnson's here."

She glided into the room, beaming. "Oh, Mr. Johnson! Ready for our stamp-collecting session?"

He brightened up. "Absolutely! I’ve got my collection right here."

I whispered to him as mom went to get ready, "Dude, she's just gonna show you her... collection process."

He patted me on the shoulder. "I’m well aware, son. Just gotta keep up appearances."

I rolled my eyes as they left, praying that he didn’t have a heart attack mid-session.

**Wednesday: Pete, the Jock**

"So, how was practice?" I asked Pete, my best friend and the neighborhood jock, as we sat down to play some basketball in the driveway.

He dribbled the ball a few times before saying, "Dude, you know why I’m here, right?"

"To shoot hoops?"

He grinned. "Not exactly. Your mom signed up as my personal trainer for today."

"Personal trainer?" I echoed.

He nodded, winking. "Yep. Best part? It includes a full anatomy lesson."

Before I could respond, mom popped her head out the door, dressed in workout gear that left little to the imagination. "Pete! Ready to... stretch those muscles?"

Pete and I exchanged looks. "I think we're ready for anything you can throw at us," he said, trying to keep a straight face.

As they headed to the backyard, I mumbled to myself, "Great. Now I'll never hear the end of this in the locker room."

**Thursday: Timmy, the Nerd**

I opened the door to find Timmy, my neighbor from two houses down, holding books and adjusting his glasses nervously.

"Hey, Cody. Is your mom home?"

"Timmy, no offense, but what are you doing here? Aren’t you like, allergic to sunshine?"

He blushed. "She’s helping me with biology... uh, practicals."

Sure, because everyone studies anatomy like this nowadays. "Come in, Timmy," I sighed. "MOM! Timmy's here for his... lesson."

Mom walked in dressed like a sexy scientist, complete with lab coat and stethoscope. "Timmy! Ready to explore... the wonders of biology?"

Timmy’s eyes widened. "Uh, yes. I brought my own...magnifying glass."

As they disappeared into the study, I resigned myself to the fact that even the geeks had a shot at my mom now.

**Friday: Gary, the Cool Dad**

After school, I found Gary sitting on our porch, nodding at me as I approached.

"Hey, Cody. Is your mom in? We have... business to discuss."

I sighed, completely done with this week. "Sure thing, Mr. Cool Dad. MOM! Your... client is here."

She appeared, looking stunning as always. Gary stood up, smoothing his shirt. "Evening, Mrs. Thompson."

Mom smiled. "Gary! Ready for our neighborhood watch, uh, strategy meeting?"

Gary grinned and winked at me. "Absolutely."

As they strolled off, I muttered to myself, "Now even the dads are in on it. What next? The family dog?"

**Saturday: The Unexpected Call**

My phone buzzed. I glanced at it and saw a message from an unknown number: "Hey Cody, it’s Alex. Tried out your mom’s... service. Gotta say, it’s quite an experience. Thanks for the referral!"

I groaned, rubbing my temples. Another week of this and I'd need a therapist myself.

Just then, mom walked in, flustered and glowing. "Cody, sweetheart, I’ve got great news! We've just made enough to cover your college tuition!"

"Great, mom. Can’t wait to tell my college friends how we managed that."

She chuckled and kissed my forehead. "Don't worry, darling. I'm sure they'll understand... eventually."

And just like that, I knew I’d have enough material for stories to last a lifetime.

This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: write a story with lots of dialogue where My mom was known as a huge MILF throughout the neighborhood. It really made things awkward for me because my friends thought she was so hot. When my mom got word of this she used it to her advantage. She lends her body to people for money. Everyday someone new is in her body. Most of them are guys and most of them like to grope at her massive boobs and her wide hips and large ass. Most of the guys who get her body are my friends or just people throughout the neighborhood. write about each of the guys who take her body for the week. So a couple paragraphs per day with dialogue.

Response: **Monday: The Gamer Geek** "So, Max, ready for another round of 'Warfare Warriors'?" I asked, settling down on my worn-out couch. But he wasn’t paying attention to the game. His eyes were glued to my mom, who was making a smoothie in the kitchen, as usual, in her tight yoga pants and snug top. "Dude, I can't concentrate with your mom... around," Max said, red creeping up his neck. I sighed. "Just try. She’s always around. It's been like this for years." He turned to me with a sheepish look. "Actually, Cody... I have a favor to ask." "Yeah?" "I, uhm... sort of rented time in her body for later today." I nearly choked on my soda. "WHAT?" "She's got a week-long special! Half off! And I have some... experience points I need to, uh, level up on, if you know what I mean." I threw a pillow at his face. "Man, you're disgusting." At that moment, mom sashayed over and smiled, tossing her hair back like a movie star. "Hey boys! Cody, I’m just lending out my body for... awareness and therapeutic purposes." Max's face was a mixture of awe and terror. "Y-yeah... therapeutic." I muttered, "If by 'therapeutic', you mean making everyone's daydreams come true." Mom winked at us both. "See you later, Max!" **Tuesday: Mr. Johnson, the Mailman** I opened the door and found Mr. Johnson, our middle-aged, slightly overweight mailman, standing there, shifting awkwardly. "Hey Cody," he said, scratching his head. "Is your mom around?" "Y-you too?" I stammered. It seemed everyone in the neighborhood wanted a piece of the MILF pie. "She advertised a 'Senior Citizens Discount' in the local paper." Of course she did. "Uh, mom! Mr. Johnson's here." She glided into the room, beaming. "Oh, Mr. Johnson! Ready for our stamp-collecting session?" He brightened up. "Absolutely! I’ve got my collection right here." I whispered to him as mom went to get ready, "Dude, she's just gonna show you her... collection process." He patted me on the shoulder. "I’m well aware, son. Just gotta keep up appearances." I rolled my eyes as they left, praying that he didn’t have a heart attack mid-session. **Wednesday: Pete, the Jock** "So, how was practice?" I asked Pete, my best friend and the neighborhood jock, as we sat down to play some basketball in the driveway. He dribbled the ball a few times before saying, "Dude, you know why I’m here, right?" "To shoot hoops?" He grinned. "Not exactly. Your mom signed up as my personal trainer for today." "Personal trainer?" I echoed. He nodded, winking. "Yep. Best part? It includes a full anatomy lesson." Before I could respond, mom popped her head out the door, dressed in workout gear that left little to the imagination. "Pete! Ready to... stretch those muscles?" Pete and I exchanged looks. "I think we're ready for anything you can throw at us," he said, trying to keep a straight face. As they headed to the backyard, I mumbled to myself, "Great. Now I'll never hear the end of this in the locker room." **Thursday: Timmy, the Nerd** I opened the door to find Timmy, my neighbor from two houses down, holding books and adjusting his glasses nervously. "Hey, Cody. Is your mom home?" "Timmy, no offense, but what are you doing here? Aren’t you like, allergic to sunshine?" He blushed. "She’s helping me with biology... uh, practicals." Sure, because everyone studies anatomy like this nowadays. "Come in, Timmy," I sighed. "MOM! Timmy's here for his... lesson." Mom walked in dressed like a sexy scientist, complete with lab coat and stethoscope. "Timmy! Ready to explore... the wonders of biology?" Timmy’s eyes widened. "Uh, yes. I brought my own...magnifying glass." As they disappeared into the study, I resigned myself to the fact that even the geeks had a shot at my mom now. **Friday: Gary, the Cool Dad** After school, I found Gary sitting on our porch, nodding at me as I approached. "Hey, Cody. Is your mom in? We have... business to discuss." I sighed, completely done with this week. "Sure thing, Mr. Cool Dad. MOM! Your... client is here." She appeared, looking stunning as always. Gary stood up, smoothing his shirt. "Evening, Mrs. Thompson." Mom smiled. "Gary! Ready for our neighborhood watch, uh, strategy meeting?" Gary grinned and winked at me. "Absolutely." As they strolled off, I muttered to myself, "Now even the dads are in on it. What next? The family dog?" **Saturday: The Unexpected Call** My phone buzzed. I glanced at it and saw a message from an unknown number: "Hey Cody, it’s Alex. Tried out your mom’s... service. Gotta say, it’s quite an experience. Thanks for the referral!" I groaned, rubbing my temples. Another week of this and I'd need a therapist myself. Just then, mom walked in, flustered and glowing. "Cody, sweetheart, I’ve got great news! We've just made enough to cover your college tuition!" "Great, mom. Can’t wait to tell my college friends how we managed that." She chuckled and kissed my forehead. "Don't worry, darling. I'm sure they'll understand... eventually." And just like that, I knew I’d have enough material for stories to last a lifetime.